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Ground Control to Major Tom Servo
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Stupid babies need the most attention
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Three goober dogs in raincoats looking up
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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werner herzog's head on a creamy hot dog body, with a word balloon that bleeds into the quoted skeet
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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three dogs on a dead grass yard. one is white, one is gray, one is brown and black
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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omg your dog is like a twin of mine!
a scruffy, and kind of fat looking husky-ish dog
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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guess who's back @britculpsapp.bsky.social
Werner herzog's head on a creamy looking hot dog with a word bubble coming out
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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watchin' hawks basketball with the babies
my mismatched pokemon socks and two dogs sleeping on the couch
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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When I worked at O'Reilly, I used to post this to the engineering slack channel all the time
A fake O'Reilly book cover with a sloth. "Essential Copying and Pasting from Stack Overflow: Cutting corners to meet arbitrary management deadlines. - O'Reilly & The Practical Developer"
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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dat ratio 🥵
Matt Darling's same skeet, now 5h old, 61 replies, 32 reskeets, 0 likes
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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3h, 0 likes
Matt Darling‬ ‪@besttrousers.bsky.social‬ · 3h Homelessness increased primarily because of immigration (lots of people came to the US without setting up housing).
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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My friend living in Kyoto got super into gacha games and this was essentially the conversation I had with him.
A variety of cartoon characters with a word bubble into the quoted skeet saying: My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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how many times did they hold you back
this time with an arrow to point to the reply for idiots‪ Ground Control to Major Tom Servo‬ ‪@paleolithicman.org‬ · 17m > I'm just saying you're a deeply performative person lmao ah yes and this isn't performative at all right Banye East, sloptuber ‪@iambigredmeatstick.bsky.social‬ I mean I have actually been to pro Palestine demonstrations, so... 7:26 PM · Dec 19, 2025
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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You're not too smart right

do you understand what a reply is
‪Ground Control to Major Tom Servo‬ ‪@paleolithicman.org‬ · 17m > I'm just saying you're a deeply performative person lmao ah yes and this isn't performative at all right Banye East, sloptuber ‪@iambigredmeatstick.bsky.social‬ I mean I have actually been to pro Palestine demonstrations, so... 7:26 PM · Dec 19, 2025
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A skeleton with gears. Text says "My body is a machine that turns mild career progression into escalating psychiatric care"
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Image of Grimace (?), the Hamburgler (?), and that chicken chick with their faces redacted
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Mr. Soprano, from the show Mr. The Sopranos, looking agitated. The caption at the bottom says "I hate this fucking shit!"
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I've had this same number since 2002
text message: Hi Emily! I just watched the most gorgeous sunset and it put the biggest smile on my face suddenly felt like sharing it with you. Fingers crossed this is still your number?
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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holy shit
photo of the sailor kissing a woman at the end of world war 2, but the faces of the men have been blacked out a la the epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I really like what I've done here
All my moderation lists use simpsons screencaps
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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first post in thread
Ok. You won me over. Let’s make sure to not vote Dems next general election. Let MAGA win. The trans community can thank us later
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I'm sorry I thought this was the first post in the thread

Protip: Dems is short for Democrats
scamperton.bsky.social: Ok. You won me over. Let’s make sure to not vote Dems next general election. Let MAGA win. The trans community can thank us later
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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‪shawnharvey.bsky.social‬ ‪@shawnharvey.bsky.social‬ · 58m I'm an ally bud. A big one. You embarrassed yourself and you're mad. Take a deep breath and fuck off. Bye loser.
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Imagine this fucking rapist coming at you
A photo of a gnarly toothed David Brooks coming at you
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This seems directed at you lmao
Paulwalker44 says “If you're gonna come into my comment section and insult me and my follows you're gonna get blocked. And I don't even know who you are? And you smear and lie? For what reason? You invited that.”
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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2026 is gonna be my year
Kash Patel looking stupid and scared
December 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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1026 is going to be my year
Look dawg I don’t know what’s going on here. Some classical looking men and women are standing around a table and a dog or deer has its front legs on the table. One man’s holding a sword. The other bowl. The ladies are attractive. Both men have beards.
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM