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Stupid babies need the most attention
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❌ Liberals ❌ Conservatives ❌ Racists ❌ Zionists (but I repeat myself) ❌ AI Wankers ❌ Bigots ❌ Hindutva ❌ People Who Don't Use Alt-Text
Y'all can fuck right off
⭕ Palestinians ⭕ Sudanese ⭕ Uyghur ⭕ Rohingya ⭕ Trans folks ⭕ All Minorities and Oppressed People ⭕ Indigenous People
Y'all can fuck right off
⭕ Palestinians ⭕ Sudanese ⭕ Uyghur ⭕ Rohingya ⭕ Trans folks ⭕ All Minorities and Oppressed People ⭕ Indigenous People
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Roses are red
Charlie Kirk lost his life
Knocked of by JD
So he could go fuck his wife
Charlie Kirk lost his life
Knocked of by JD
So he could go fuck his wife
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Roses are red
Charlie Kirk lost his life
Knocked of by JD
So he could go fuck his wife
Charlie Kirk lost his life
Knocked of by JD
So he could go fuck his wife
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Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)
December 15, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)
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My dearest beloved,
We are camped outside the North Pole where the Chickamauga flows nearby. We have eaten nothing but biscuit and icemelt for near two weeks yet the feeling of killing Elves has made this the greatest experience of my life. Miss you and hope we have a boy but am here to completion.
We are camped outside the North Pole where the Chickamauga flows nearby. We have eaten nothing but biscuit and icemelt for near two weeks yet the feeling of killing Elves has made this the greatest experience of my life. Miss you and hope we have a boy but am here to completion.
When will my husband return from the war on Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My dearest beloved,
We are camped outside the North Pole where the Chickamauga flows nearby. We have eaten nothing but biscuit and icemelt for near two weeks yet the feeling of killing Elves has made this the greatest experience of my life. Miss you and hope we have a boy but am here to completion.
We are camped outside the North Pole where the Chickamauga flows nearby. We have eaten nothing but biscuit and icemelt for near two weeks yet the feeling of killing Elves has made this the greatest experience of my life. Miss you and hope we have a boy but am here to completion.
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Dig it dancing queen 🪩🎼🎤🎶
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Dig it dancing queen 🪩🎼🎤🎶
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Just the way they treat Ilhan Omar tells me enough.
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just the way they treat Ilhan Omar tells me enough.
I'm a better fucking jurist than Kavanaugh
Also, Justice Kavanaugh sounds like he really, really wants a second try at his decision authorizing Kavanaugh Stops.
He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
![arrests in Illinois. The State and the Government disagree about whether the immigration officers have violated the Constitution in making certain immigration stops and arrests. The basic constitutional rules governing that dispute are longstanding and clear: The Fourth Amendment requires that immigration stops must be based on reasonable suspicion of illegal presence, stops must be brief, arrests must be based on probable cause, and officers must not employ excessive force. Moreover, the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity. Cf. Whren v. United States, 517 U. S. 806, 813 (1996) (“[T]he Constitution prohibits selective enforcement of the law based on considerations such as race”). This application does not require us to delve into the parties’ underlying dispute and to determine whether any particular immigration encounter or series of encounters in Illinois has violated those basic constitutional principles.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:24vva42nxim6zbcmnozegoef/bafkreiftd2dsbnwupyavikifhpranzsrgae4czsegm4dlyrwdixfumxmwi@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm a better fucking jurist than Kavanaugh
Joe Biden was arming Israel
I think 95% of Americans don't care or support what Israel is doing and the people who really cared about Palestinians voted for Democrats.
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Joe Biden was arming Israel
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I won’t say better late than never
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I won’t say better late than never
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the most notable thing JD Vance has done in the last five years is tell vicious racist lies about immigrants. If you think he hasn't taken a side on bigotry, you are an idiot. He's for it. He's very strongly for it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the most notable thing JD Vance has done in the last five years is tell vicious racist lies about immigrants. If you think he hasn't taken a side on bigotry, you are an idiot. He's for it. He's very strongly for it.
too late dawg, i started when they hired weiss
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
too late dawg, i started when they hired weiss
when you step outside your door and you meet an asshole: you met an asshole
when you step outside your door and everyone is an asshole: maybe you're the asshole
when you step outside your door and everyone is an asshole: maybe you're the asshole
At no point did I ever say that here. You people are making that up in your heads to feel special
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
when you step outside your door and you meet an asshole: you met an asshole
when you step outside your door and everyone is an asshole: maybe you're the asshole
when you step outside your door and everyone is an asshole: maybe you're the asshole
black is white, up is down
No it's selfish and self-serving
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
black is white, up is down
Please help if you can
🚨We are deeply disappointed these days.
We need warm clothes, blankets, and food, and we haven't received any help.💔
Having lost everything, all we have left is our campaign and the hope in your hearts.😭
Any support, no matter how small, will help us.🙏🏻⬇️
chuffed.org/project/urge...
We need warm clothes, blankets, and food, and we haven't received any help.💔
Having lost everything, all we have left is our campaign and the hope in your hearts.😭
Any support, no matter how small, will help us.🙏🏻⬇️
chuffed.org/project/urge...
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Please help if you can
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You think the Muslim American is projecting on to you?
No, buddy you're actually a bigot, but you're too proud and stupid to do any self-reflection.
No, buddy you're actually a bigot, but you're too proud and stupid to do any self-reflection.
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You think the Muslim American is projecting on to you?
No, buddy you're actually a bigot, but you're too proud and stupid to do any self-reflection.
No, buddy you're actually a bigot, but you're too proud and stupid to do any self-reflection.
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You libs, like your man god Joe Biden, fucking hate Arabs.
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You libs, like your man god Joe Biden, fucking hate Arabs.
White American "People made Gaza about themselves" says the Muslim American is "projecting"
More weird projection
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
White American "People made Gaza about themselves" says the Muslim American is "projecting"
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Just say you hate Arab and Muslims and be done with it, bigot
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just say you hate Arab and Muslims and be done with it, bigot
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You literally have no idea what you're talking about, or you’re purposely obtuse to justify watching children die.
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You literally have no idea what you're talking about, or you’re purposely obtuse to justify watching children die.
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> A lotta people made Gaza about themselves.
Those are my people. It's not about "myself," you just can't think of anyone not white.
> Said both sides were the same. Not only has Trump made things worse in Gaza
On average how many people in Gaza died under Biden and under Trump?
Those are my people. It's not about "myself," you just can't think of anyone not white.
> Said both sides were the same. Not only has Trump made things worse in Gaza
On average how many people in Gaza died under Biden and under Trump?
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
> A lotta people made Gaza about themselves.
Those are my people. It's not about "myself," you just can't think of anyone not white.
> Said both sides were the same. Not only has Trump made things worse in Gaza
On average how many people in Gaza died under Biden and under Trump?
Those are my people. It's not about "myself," you just can't think of anyone not white.
> Said both sides were the same. Not only has Trump made things worse in Gaza
On average how many people in Gaza died under Biden and under Trump?
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Yes how dare people with loved ones in Gaza take the genocide personally
Here's the thing my guy. A lotta people made Gaza about themselves. Said both sides were the same. Not only has Trump made things worse in Gaza, but the dissolution of USAID has already killed 700k people who would still be alive if Harris had won. Bothsidesing is collaboration
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yes how dare people with loved ones in Gaza take the genocide personally
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Printing this out and hanging it up to laugh at on bad days
(but I wonder what secret horrors the doll unleashes against all our belief systems oh my god)
(but I wonder what secret horrors the doll unleashes against all our belief systems oh my god)
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Printing this out and hanging it up to laugh at on bad days
(but I wonder what secret horrors the doll unleashes against all our belief systems oh my god)
(but I wonder what secret horrors the doll unleashes against all our belief systems oh my god)
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IN VALEN'S NAME, USE ALT TEXT FOR YOUR IMAGES.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
IN VALEN'S NAME, USE ALT TEXT FOR YOUR IMAGES.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.