Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor.bsky.social
Oklahoman in Virginia. Appellate attorney.
I talk about federal court decisions. A lot.
Sometimes the most you can do is the best you can do.
[email protected]
I talk about federal court decisions. A lot.
Sometimes the most you can do is the best you can do.
[email protected]
The average Fox News consumer thinks the Guard deployments have something to do with crime. They don't know they're just standing around looking bored and occasionally picking up trash.
All Whiskey Pete is doing is sending 500 more people away from their families and friends at the holidays.
All Whiskey Pete is doing is sending 500 more people away from their families and friends at the holidays.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The average Fox News consumer thinks the Guard deployments have something to do with crime. They don't know they're just standing around looking bored and occasionally picking up trash.
All Whiskey Pete is doing is sending 500 more people away from their families and friends at the holidays.
All Whiskey Pete is doing is sending 500 more people away from their families and friends at the holidays.
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An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
ICE Detained an 18-Year-Old U.S. Citizen. This Is His Story.
YouTube video by The Hometown Holler
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
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You can read the Lizza stuff without paying for it but it will still come at a terrible cost
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You can read the Lizza stuff without paying for it but it will still come at a terrible cost
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Eleventh Circuit affirms $1 million sanctions award against Trump attorneys, led by Alina Habba, for frivolous "racketeering" lawsuit against Hillary Clinton (among many others): storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Eleventh Circuit affirms $1 million sanctions award against Trump attorneys, led by Alina Habba, for frivolous "racketeering" lawsuit against Hillary Clinton (among many others): storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat know how addictive their platforms can be to teens.
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
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NEW: Tina Peters is staying put in a Colorado prison.
Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
www.9news.com/article/news...
Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
www.9news.com/article/news...
Tina Peters to remain in state custody despite federal request
The Colorado Department of Corrections is resisting federal pressure to transfer a former Mesa County clerk to federal custody, despite Trump's backing.
www.9news.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
NEW: Tina Peters is staying put in a Colorado prison.
Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
www.9news.com/article/news...
Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
www.9news.com/article/news...
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The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
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NEW:
The DOJ tells Judge James Boasberg that Kristi Noem made the decision that flights that had departed should continue on to El Salvador, in contravention of the court’s orders.
The DOJ tells Judge James Boasberg that Kristi Noem made the decision that flights that had departed should continue on to El Salvador, in contravention of the court’s orders.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
NEW:
The DOJ tells Judge James Boasberg that Kristi Noem made the decision that flights that had departed should continue on to El Salvador, in contravention of the court’s orders.
The DOJ tells Judge James Boasberg that Kristi Noem made the decision that flights that had departed should continue on to El Salvador, in contravention of the court’s orders.
Remember when that doddering old fool said that Canada should become the 51st state?
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Remember when that doddering old fool said that Canada should become the 51st state?
My pie take is that pie is always better than cake. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My pie take is that pie is always better than cake. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Clients.
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JUST IN: Convicted attempted Trump assassin Ryan Routh invites Trump to "punch him in the face, as many times as you want." Also taunts: "Don't be a pussy." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
#373 in United States v. Routh (S.D. Fla., 9:24-cr-80116) – CourtListener.com
MOTION to Compel Witnesses by Ryan Wesley Routh. Responses due by 12/9/2025. (wce) (Entered: 11/25/2025)
storage.courtlistener.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Clients.
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Hi, quick crim law question, should you talk to the FBI when the guy in charge of the FBI has publicly called for your execution and also has a history of obtaining indictments based on false information? Thx
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hi, quick crim law question, should you talk to the FBI when the guy in charge of the FBI has publicly called for your execution and also has a history of obtaining indictments based on false information? Thx
Historically, I have had one particular opposing counsel file an "emergency" motion on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, which, per local rules, must be responded to within 24 hours.
This happened twice. The second time the clerk issued an order setting my deadline in December. Heh.
This happened twice. The second time the clerk issued an order setting my deadline in December. Heh.
Checking in! How are we?
Thanksgiving week is historically Very Weird. It's a Very Slow Week, that also has Key News Dumps. So, it's both and not always clear what's what.
If you're still in government, especially DOJ, and something unusual is going on this week, reach out! Signal is crg.32
Thanksgiving week is historically Very Weird. It's a Very Slow Week, that also has Key News Dumps. So, it's both and not always clear what's what.
If you're still in government, especially DOJ, and something unusual is going on this week, reach out! Signal is crg.32
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Historically, I have had one particular opposing counsel file an "emergency" motion on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, which, per local rules, must be responded to within 24 hours.
This happened twice. The second time the clerk issued an order setting my deadline in December. Heh.
This happened twice. The second time the clerk issued an order setting my deadline in December. Heh.
Lawgeeks, there is a typically good opinion from Judge Thompson (1st Cir.) this afternoon.
FN2: "Medina filed no reply brief, by the way." 🤣
www.ca1.uscourts.gov/sites/ca1/fi...
FN2: "Medina filed no reply brief, by the way." 🤣
www.ca1.uscourts.gov/sites/ca1/fi...
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Lawgeeks, there is a typically good opinion from Judge Thompson (1st Cir.) this afternoon.
FN2: "Medina filed no reply brief, by the way." 🤣
www.ca1.uscourts.gov/sites/ca1/fi...
FN2: "Medina filed no reply brief, by the way." 🤣
www.ca1.uscourts.gov/sites/ca1/fi...
Dear Democratic lawmakers, this is your "I am Spartacus" moment.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dear Democratic lawmakers, this is your "I am Spartacus" moment.
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MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
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Hegseth's fragile manhood has no bottom.
Imagine, just for a moment, being intimidated by fucking *children.*
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Imagine, just for a moment, being intimidated by fucking *children.*
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hegseth's fragile manhood has no bottom.
Imagine, just for a moment, being intimidated by fucking *children.*
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Imagine, just for a moment, being intimidated by fucking *children.*
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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thanks to a gay Polish couple, the EU as of today has its Obergefell
EU court rules entire bloc must respect same-sex marriages in rebuke to Poland
Couple who married in Germany had their right to a ‘normal family life’ impeded, court of justice finds
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
thanks to a gay Polish couple, the EU as of today has its Obergefell
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Crypto being used for international crime. What are the odds.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Crypto being used for international crime. What are the odds.
Ya'll. Just found out that my ma watches Below Deck (and sister series), and I am shook. This is my trash TV.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ya'll. Just found out that my ma watches Below Deck (and sister series), and I am shook. This is my trash TV.
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US DOJ's misconduct complaint against judge in transgender military ban case gets tossed www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
US DOJ's misconduct complaint against judge in transgender military ban case gets tossed www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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I know that sometimes my Civ Pro dorkdom comes out in these moments, but this is lowkey HILARIOUS to me. These Evil Twerps can't even read the Local Rules when they're trying to get children's medical info from a hospital as part of their anti-trans tirade. Sorry. You lose!
UPDATE: Another judge just dinged DOJ in another trans care subpoena case, with Judge Joun finding that DOJ missed a deadline, and, accordingly, their motion to alter the judgment in the Boston Children's Hospital case was "untimely." And, because DOJ also appealed, Joun has no further jurisdiction.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I know that sometimes my Civ Pro dorkdom comes out in these moments, but this is lowkey HILARIOUS to me. These Evil Twerps can't even read the Local Rules when they're trying to get children's medical info from a hospital as part of their anti-trans tirade. Sorry. You lose!
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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This drunken ignorant oaf
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This drunken ignorant oaf