April Wolfe
@aprilwolfe.bsky.social
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Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGAW. I'm with UTA and XYZ.
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cortanav.bsky.social
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Fans of every team besides the Ms and Tigers: Hell of a game

Tigers and Ms fans:
White lotus scene Jeremy Isaacs
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justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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adamkeiper.com
You would not fire these people—including the staff of the hugely, HUGELY important 'Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report'—if you cared at all about public health, if you wanted people to live.

And you would not let your thuggish henchmen fire people like this if you were a responsible president.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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paleofuture.bsky.social
This is AI.
jennbudd.bsky.social
Seems like they are going after reporters who are women. They hit one w/pepper spray ammo in her car, the WGN reporter and now this.
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
I feel bad tho I didn’t know they were ringing.
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
Kid started freaking out in the car, yelling what sounded like “shoe phone” and when I got her out she was yanking on her shoes so I took ‘em off and she immediately grabbed them put one to each ear and said, “Hello?”

Shoe phone.
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
Tried to get my husband one this morning. Was $25. By this afternoon it was $50.
djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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premthakker.bsky.social
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
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mattgreencomedy.com
The thing about AI is that although it looks like a bubble and is obviously a bubble and anyone who thinks about it for a moment knows it’s a bubble, unlike all other bubbles in the past I’m sure it will just be fine. I’m investing in tulips.
histoftech.bsky.social
“Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown lately, with analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis.”

Hang onto your butts. This “correction” is gonna hurt.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster
The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.
futurism.com
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joeyneverjoe.bsky.social
“This is not a debate between "you should face consequences for your abuse of power" and "you would rather not," and nobody has to acknowledge that both sides kind of have their points.”
Every time Republicans condemn this program as a political harrowing of conservatives from government, Democrats should say with one voice: You don't get immunity from the consequences of collaboration because you put collaboration in the party platform. Malfeasance isn't effaced because it displays the label of ideology, as evidenced by the zero times a judge has ever dismissed a case after a defendant listened to the charges and told the court, "You know, I don't see it that way." Legitimacy is not in the eye of the offender, no matter what the conservative attitude toward rape tells you. This is not a debate between "you should face consequences for your abuse of power" and "you would rather not," and nobody has to acknowledge that both sides kind of have their points.
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mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Network news could put this guy on the air during like Lester Holt or the Sunday shows but they don't because they know stories like this would help stop the administration and then the big bet they made on fascism would be for nothing
thebulwark.com
"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
I watched the Lilith Fair documentary and now want to do a Lilith Fair karaoke for my birthday. Too many bangers.
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
It feels more and more like a mass looting before the guy dies.
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
I for real feel like advertising this and gloating over it is one of the most insane missteps of the administration. If they wanted to successfully blame the Dems for the woes of the government shut down, they would not be doing this.
raskin.house.gov
And the lawsuits will follow promptly. Government shutdowns give presidents no additional authority to dismiss federal workers. We’ll fight these outrageous assaults on civil servants and public services.
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heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
If they’re not gonna do an investigation into why Bannon’s hot tub was filled with acid then I don’t think they’re gonna investigate that either.
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
Yeah I dunno Theil is a fucking lunatic and you probably shouldn’t be able to write about his influence on global politics without mentioning he actually believes a 22yo climate activist is the anti-Christ.
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junlper.beer
all things considered, he’s just a really stupid guy with really stupid beliefs