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Jan Hits The Fan
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Sometimes I like stuff.
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Candy is back with a gift for everyone: a recap of  Heated Rivalry ep. 5 just before the finale drops. 

"I don’t know if my heart can keep growing; Jacob Tierney, you’re giving me dilated cardiomyopathy."

https://bit.ly/HRep5
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fic rec like whoa for 'love takes miles' by corsi. 10 years in-universe hollanov hockey rpf.
The way this took me back! The formatting of all the old fandom haunts! Growing out of love with hockey and being pulled back in! Genuinely kind of emotional about it.
ao3.org/works/76368791
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Ilya Rozanov 🏒

#heatedrivalry
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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#hollanov #heatedrivalry what if ilya did get down on his knees in that dirty vegas bathroom?
now with a little mutually inspired fic to go with by erisenyo on ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/75210136
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Y'all this past week I've seen some baffling takes on Heated Rivalry by people who have zero knowledge or enjoyment of romance novels, romance narratives, or sex scenes as a storytelling device. "Uh where's the romance? Why are they boning so much???"
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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After watching the first two episodes, Heated Rivalry is actually a perfect example of how sex scenes can be used to build individual character and relationship development. In this essay I will*

* I actually don’t have time to write this essay, but SOMEONE should
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The long list has landed.

Get ready for the 2026 Tournament of Books, presented by @fieldnotesbrand.bsky.social, with the 70 most Rooster-worthy novels of the year! www.tournamentofbooks.com/the-year-in-...
The 2026 Long List — The Tournament of Books
Literary bloodsport approaches! As we narrow down our shortlist of Tournament competitors, here are the 70 works of fiction in consideration from this year.
www.tournamentofbooks.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I NEED TO MAKE A MILLION GIFS

#MurderbotSpoilers #murderbot
May 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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4. A subplot about a wildly neurotic, neurodivergent choreographer and the self-absorbed himbo who becomes his muse. It goes EXACTLY where you think it does.
May 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Another pulp-inspired art for Murderbot! @marthawells.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Fuck this, absolutely fuck this, everyone who loves audiobooks loves their favourite narrators because they are great at their jobs and interpreting the author's words and they make the experience what it is www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks
Amazon brand will offer more than 100 artificial intelligence-generated voices in English and other languages
www.theguardian.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Jason Sketch, from GTA VI. ⛅
May 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Me when GTA VI comes out like:
May 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The thing about substack, which is different from other morally compromised publishing, is that you can create a comparable newsletter on a less evil platform in about an hour. You cannot create the equivalent of the NYT, or a Big 5 publisher, or even the Daily Mail.
my feed right now is just substack blog after substack blog after substack blog and half of them right now are specifically critiques of the guys from the big fascist signal chats article and those critiques are delivered on the platform that makes nazis money and it’s making me sad.
When I talk about how Substack was funded as part of a deliberate strategy to make a platform where they could mainstream their fascist ideas, this is the group I am talking about. The other suckers who put their newsletters on the platform are playing into this agenda.
May 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Goddamn, this hits hard
April 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Bukele gulag, tariff war, we don’t need clean air no more
Harvard taxed, research axed, by the way measles is back
No more votes for married ladies, Elon just had like twelve more babies
Booker’s sorry, RIFs, David Brooks now on the left?

We didn't start the fire
April 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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this UK decision was funded by JRK. I won't engage with anything Harry Potter, including anything that is coming from the world of fic. I just don't want a fucking thing to do with any of it. rotten to the core. nothing can be saved.
April 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Martin Wolf is not messing around here

www.ft.com/content/d96d...
April 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”
Hunter Schafer ‘Shocked’ Her New Passport Lists Her Gender As Male
“I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”
www.vulture.com
February 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Mom, am I still young?
Can I sleep for a few months more?
#criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #criticalrolespoilers
February 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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“Substack is, just as a reminder, a political project made by extremists with a goal of normalizing a radical, hateful agenda by co-opting well-intentioned creators' work in service of cross-promoting attacks on the vulnerable.”
Okay, now that we're thinking about Substack and both its cultural influence and its business model, can I walk you all through the economics? Because they make no sense, and we can use that to predict how things are going to go... (Caution:🧵)
Don't call it a Substack. www.anildash.com/2024/11/19/d...
January 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Last July, Neil Gaiman, author of The Sandman and American Gods, was accused of sexual assault. Lila Shapiro goes deep on the allegations and looks at his upbringing in Scientology and his relationship with his wife, Amanda Palmer, and what she knew.
There Is No Safe Word
Last July, Neil Gaiman, author of The Sandman and American Gods, was accused of sexual assault. Lila Shapiro goes deep on the allegations and looks at his upbringing in Scientology and his relationship with his wife, Amanda Palmer, and what she knew.
www.vulture.com
January 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Dorian (calling his spectal, ancestral, awesome, bonded mount): "Do you want to be a... mounted fighter?"
Orym (looking absolutely smitten): "It's hard to pass up."

#criticalrolespoilers #dorym #procreate #fantasyart
December 15, 2024 at 7:58 AM
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i haven't posted here in a hot minute. happy new year

#shadowgast
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM