Pancakes
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they/them | One-trick Tri-Stringer | Backline and captain for LessThanThree <3
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Rainmaker buff let's go!
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Rainmaker buff let's go!
Today we were playing the same Mario Party minigame over and over, and eventually he asked me to throw so that he could win.
I gently said no.
Then he came up with a fucking genuinely brilliant plan to win: "Okay so first I throw and you win, and then you throw and I win." Genius.
I gently said no.
Then he came up with a fucking genuinely brilliant plan to win: "Okay so first I throw and you win, and then you throw and I win." Genius.
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Today we were playing the same Mario Party minigame over and over, and eventually he asked me to throw so that he could win.
I gently said no.
Then he came up with a fucking genuinely brilliant plan to win: "Okay so first I throw and you win, and then you throw and I win." Genius.
I gently said no.
Then he came up with a fucking genuinely brilliant plan to win: "Okay so first I throw and you win, and then you throw and I win." Genius.
It was my first game though, next time I'm gonna get him
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
It was my first game though, next time I'm gonna get him
The game progresses, and I learn the main Pokemon types: punch, fire, star, water, thunder, leaf, look, and super speed.
I become confident that I understand the rules, but after half the stack is gone I notice that somehow he has twice the points than I do.
Chat, I think this game is rigged.
I become confident that I understand the rules, but after half the stack is gone I notice that somehow he has twice the points than I do.
Chat, I think this game is rigged.
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The game progresses, and I learn the main Pokemon types: punch, fire, star, water, thunder, leaf, look, and super speed.
I become confident that I understand the rules, but after half the stack is gone I notice that somehow he has twice the points than I do.
Chat, I think this game is rigged.
I become confident that I understand the rules, but after half the stack is gone I notice that somehow he has twice the points than I do.
Chat, I think this game is rigged.
Me: okay *takes card*
Nephew: *points to the type of the Pokemon* yours is punch and mine is star, I win
Me: ...okay
Nephew: *takes both cards and starts forming a stack representing his points*
Nephew: *points to the type of the Pokemon* yours is punch and mine is star, I win
Me: ...okay
Nephew: *takes both cards and starts forming a stack representing his points*
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Me: okay *takes card*
Nephew: *points to the type of the Pokemon* yours is punch and mine is star, I win
Me: ...okay
Nephew: *takes both cards and starts forming a stack representing his points*
Nephew: *points to the type of the Pokemon* yours is punch and mine is star, I win
Me: ...okay
Nephew: *takes both cards and starts forming a stack representing his points*
Come to the dark side (one-tricking)
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Come to the dark side (one-tricking)
After nearly over six months of Splatoon comp experience, I finally feel like I have the authority to share this.
I'll keep updating as I learn and experience more <3
I'll keep updating as I learn and experience more <3
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I wanted to make a joke by suggesting a map with a name that sounds dirty but omg I never realized how many of them kinda do (if you are in the "right" mindset)
splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Stage#S...
splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Stage#S...
Stage
This article is about the arenas used in multiplayer battle modes. Octo Valley missions, Octo Canyon missions, Octo Expansion stations, Return of the Mammalians...
splatoonwiki.org
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I wanted to make a joke by suggesting a map with a name that sounds dirty but omg I never realized how many of them kinda do (if you are in the "right" mindset)
splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Stage#S...
splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Stage#S...
It was actually only 20 minutes, I also took a nap
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It was actually only 20 minutes, I also took a nap
I couldn't find it sorry :(
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I couldn't find it sorry :(
Didn't this happen back in 2007?
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Didn't this happen back in 2007?
PS: I'm not sure if I was clear. My point is that if the other team is not playing seriously then all those good plays become meaningless, since you don't know if you pulled them off because you did it well or because they weren't trying at all.
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
PS: I'm not sure if I was clear. My point is that if the other team is not playing seriously then all those good plays become meaningless, since you don't know if you pulled them off because you did it well or because they weren't trying at all.
Taking this success away, robbing your opponent from these big little victories, dismissing them and wasting their time... It's not just rude. It's not just unsportsmanlike. It's not just insulting. It's fucking mean.
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Taking this success away, robbing your opponent from these big little victories, dismissing them and wasting their time... It's not just rude. It's not just unsportsmanlike. It's not just insulting. It's fucking mean.
Of course we were not gonna win any set, there was absolutely no doubt about that. But every push we stopped, every good kill we got... And don't even get me started on that one wipeout!
It was all a rush. A microscopic L for them, a gigantic W for us.
It was all a rush. A microscopic L for them, a gigantic W for us.
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Of course we were not gonna win any set, there was absolutely no doubt about that. But every push we stopped, every good kill we got... And don't even get me started on that one wipeout!
It was all a rush. A microscopic L for them, a gigantic W for us.
It was all a rush. A microscopic L for them, a gigantic W for us.
Div 1 in Splatoon, div 12 in sportsmanship.
During the Splat Vibes LAN (UK) we were waaay out of our league. We didn't win a single game, but the other teams were kind to us and had the decency to properly stomp us every single time. It felt GOOD to lose to them, we earned every good play we made!
During the Splat Vibes LAN (UK) we were waaay out of our league. We didn't win a single game, but the other teams were kind to us and had the decency to properly stomp us every single time. It felt GOOD to lose to them, we earned every good play we made!
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Div 1 in Splatoon, div 12 in sportsmanship.
During the Splat Vibes LAN (UK) we were waaay out of our league. We didn't win a single game, but the other teams were kind to us and had the decency to properly stomp us every single time. It felt GOOD to lose to them, we earned every good play we made!
During the Splat Vibes LAN (UK) we were waaay out of our league. We didn't win a single game, but the other teams were kind to us and had the decency to properly stomp us every single time. It felt GOOD to lose to them, we earned every good play we made!
Reposted by Pancakes
In my opinion, you are participating in a face-to-face tournament. You are in a public forum. I found this to be incredibly rude to the lower seeded opponents.
Bad manners doesn’t inherently mean tilt and it doesn’t inherently mean gamer rage. Bad manners is treating your opponent with disrespect
Bad manners doesn’t inherently mean tilt and it doesn’t inherently mean gamer rage. Bad manners is treating your opponent with disrespect
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In my opinion, you are participating in a face-to-face tournament. You are in a public forum. I found this to be incredibly rude to the lower seeded opponents.
Bad manners doesn’t inherently mean tilt and it doesn’t inherently mean gamer rage. Bad manners is treating your opponent with disrespect
Bad manners doesn’t inherently mean tilt and it doesn’t inherently mean gamer rage. Bad manners is treating your opponent with disrespect
It's the shower handle all over again
December 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's the shower handle all over again