El Pandito
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El Pandito
@pandasophist.bsky.social
I hope that you have a nice day.

And that we all don't die. But mostly the first thing.
Sometimes Occam's Razor is correct & it really was about what they all said at the time: American adventurism fueled by a bunch of amoral careerists, high on their own think tank supply.

They really DID think this was a good and smart thing to do and were willing to lie about WMDs to justify it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Saying "it was for oil" ignores both the fact that nothing any of them had said before (and they had been advocating for this sort of thing since the 90's) or since really concerned that much, AND the fact that if it was, they were spectacularly bad at grabbing oil (which they easily could have).
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is a false dichotomy.

WMDs was indeed a lie. But the "no blood for oil" (which I myself chanted in the street at the time) was also incorrect. PNAC and other neocons were up front and consistent about their motivations, and it was about rearranging the middle east as part of a US lead project.
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hate to hand it to the world, but there it is...
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Taco Bell’s quesarito was around for two (2) confederacy’s
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"No sooner"?

Hell nah, mine doesn't make it to New Year's Eve.

"No later"? Yea, that is fine, a small grace period is allowable even if I do it sooner. People with it up longer than that are on notice, though.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Huh.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Doctor Horrible? Yea, it was excellent.

I wish he weren't such a complete tool, because a lot of the media he produced was some of the foundational cultural touch points for we elder millenials.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Nah, real Elvira already went there and did it better
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The regret is that you selfishly did not take pictures to share this unequivocal joy with the rest of us, yes?
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Bible alone. Ignore the pen, I am sure Ellen was just writing that sentence over and over...
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gotta use cold butter. Never done actually from the freezer butter, but that would def ensure it is cold!
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I tried to rip the song from Newpipe and post it instead of the gif, but BS won't allow videos over 3 minutes. But this whole album is non-stop bangers
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I was so pissed when I priced out a build early this summer. I held out hoping the prices would go back down, but my fan rig on my guy took a shit and I just had to pull the trigger last week before I lit my basement on fire
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
God bless the Polish
a drawing of a cow with a red and white ball on its back
ALT: a drawing of a cow with a red and white ball on its back
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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They asked him “How much must one smoke?

Said Beis Hillel: [There is] no minimum, one must not [smoke] to excess.
Said Beis Shammai: One [inhale] for oneself, [and one inhale each] for each racist uncle.

And the Halacha accords with Beis Hillel
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I think a lot of people THINK that if they had no worries about money they want to live in a place that is a constant party with a ton of attractions, without realizing that Vegas deeply sucks.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM