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Lesbian. Norse Pagan. NJ Devils fan. 10b Gardener. Home baker. So many pets. Democrat. Leather woman
Go fish! #njdevils
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I never wanna see the word “nubile” again
December 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So where’s your pop star girlfriend for Quinn, Minnesota? 💅 #njdevils
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The Devils are always getting goalied by the most fuckass goalies
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Well now that Jack and Brett are back we need to get them up to speed on our blood feud with Detroit. They need to get invested #njdevils
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I love you, Jack! #njdevils
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The people have spoken; they want gay hockey. The next NHL expansion team should be an all gay team
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m not depressed; I’m right
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I think Quinn Hughes will ultimately come to New Jersey. We have his baby brothers. What’s gonna happen when he wants to count their fingers and toes and smell the tops of their heads? Fear not! Love will save the New Jersey Devils
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A heartening gutsy win is exactly what the Devils needed. There is balm in Gilead #njdevils
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It’s gonna be ok. We’re gonna get Quinn in free agency in 2027. We’re gonna Parise them so good #njdevils
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
You got crookshanked! Atta boy, Angus!
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
There is balm in gilead. Bratter on a breakaway!
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I 4-1 did not enjoy that first period
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Luuuuuuke! Little brother is the tallest and makes the most money! #njdevils
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Nobody beats the Devils 6 in a row! So proud of the 3rd line. A desperate gutsy win
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The most unrealistic part of heated rivalry is when the teammates hold back their star players from fighting each other
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Cody stay away from Mikko! That psycho is basically the joker these days. Getting traded to Carolina changes a man
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I must’ve died during the Philly game on Saturday and now I’m in hell
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hope Bratt scores; I don’t want him to turn into the Swedish joker
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Now that my leftovers are finished I’m pining for thanksgiving dinner; might have to run it back for Yule. My family sacrifices turkey aesthetics completely in favor of moistness and I will die on the ugly moist turkey hill
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Y’all make your own gravy right? No one actually eats that abomination they sell in jars right? Right?!
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Rewatching Stranger Things and I just love the synth music throughout the series. I don’t follow the Emmy’s but I hope they won some for the music 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Let’s all call Gritsyuk Gritty to piss off Philly
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So if Heated Rivalry is right then 1st overall picks are tops and 2nd overall picks are bottoms?
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM