gene parmesan
@panseared-al.bsky.social
fucked up in the crib eating gerber’s
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sure she’s a bitch, but can you blame her?
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
sure she’s a bitch, but can you blame her?
I’m a beatles guy now sorry
January 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I’m a beatles guy now sorry
I’ve watched enough derry girls to give my inner monologue an irish accent
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I’ve watched enough derry girls to give my inner monologue an irish accent
it only took almost a decades worth of flights for me to like biscoff
December 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
it only took almost a decades worth of flights for me to like biscoff
no feeling better than waving at a baby and the baby waving back 🥹🥹🥹
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
no feeling better than waving at a baby and the baby waving back 🥹🥹🥹
merry christmas here’s a framed printout of all your worst tweets from when you were 19
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
merry christmas here’s a framed printout of all your worst tweets from when you were 19
I’m kinda loving kim k’s girlboss lawyer show and it’s probably because I’m fucked in the head
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m kinda loving kim k’s girlboss lawyer show and it’s probably because I’m fucked in the head
doing some research for my new year’s resolution!
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
doing some research for my new year’s resolution!
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
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this just in: I’m dumber than I realized
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
this just in: I’m dumber than I realized
titty/titty vision
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
titty/titty vision
can’t believe the title wasn’t “now you 3 me”
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
can’t believe the title wasn’t “now you 3 me”
my ass? fatter. my enemies? sadder.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
my ass? fatter. my enemies? sadder.
insane that I know so much about the us constitution now that shit’s for nerds
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
insane that I know so much about the us constitution now that shit’s for nerds
getting high and missing the charm of the Southwest
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
getting high and missing the charm of the Southwest
I may look like a girl who poops but I’m most definitely a bitch who shits
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I may look like a girl who poops but I’m most definitely a bitch who shits
as per my last email, you worthless piece of shit
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
as per my last email, you worthless piece of shit
catch me busting it down sexual style to the cooking simulator background music
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
catch me busting it down sexual style to the cooking simulator background music
idk why I never bring up that my first kiss filmed the 360 music video for charli
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
idk why I never bring up that my first kiss filmed the 360 music video for charli
it’s burger night time tonight yall get ur divks out
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
it’s burger night time tonight yall get ur divks out
making myself prettier so people are more likely to ignore the weird shit I say
October 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
making myself prettier so people are more likely to ignore the weird shit I say