I know there are a lot of Judge-Raleigh MVP opinions floating out there, but have you considered that Judge plays for the Yankees (annoying, very bad) while Cal Raleigh plays for the Mariners (lovable in spite of themselves and their accursed history, good).

I still have a few years of eligibility left, @gopherfb.bsky.social. If you want to rest literally everybody in the second half.

Taking up a seat on the accessible bus to the fair with my torn Achilles

Every 893 song countdown the Current does could be a case study on recency bias

On that D&D exercise routine. Just spend an hour doing moderate to intense exercise for every night that your D&D group is scheduled to play but doesn’t.

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Hate when my Big Ten solidarity kicks in for Ohio State

Who’s up Willing their Co?

Has to be top 2 or 3 most depressing nights of my life. Be true to the ones you love and make sure they have a happy holiday season

Finally cooked the chicken breasts I bought last week

Fuck Spotify Wrapped, drop your TouchTunes Rewind

Can’t elaborate on this, but it’s MF DOOM weather

Moving over here full time