To clarify: I’m not saying capitalism is natural or inevitable. I’m saying it exploits traits we already have—ego, apathy, hierarchy. It monetizes them. That’s why it’s a parasite, not a law of nature.

Farts are just the body’s way of saying ‘lol.’ Ignore that and you’re missing the point.

Sure, capitalism’s a parasite…but apathy, ego, and hierarchy were already in our blood. Capitalism just taught them to monetize it.

What my therapist suggests, plus panic snacks.

I pledge allegiance to the filth, and to the depraved republic for which it stands.

If this guy did colonoscopies, I’d be emotionally healed before he even found the polyps.

To be Epstein is to soar so high... and then fall so low.
A warning for those who rise with too much power and too little conscience. #epstein