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Mike D.
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A dog entered a tavern. He said “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open the next one!”
No problem. I think they might be called tankies because they think the tank in the famous “Tiananmen Square” photograph was in the right and should have run the guy over. That’s just my guess though.
April 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They started strong in the first half and the rest is absolute bullshit lmao

I say this as a blue collar worker who grew up in a coastal fishing town.

I’ve spent my entire life since then moving around the country for work. If I can do it, so can those losers.
April 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We could only wish that’s what they were. Unfortunately, tankies are the type of communists who think Stalins purges didn’t go far enough. They’re the Lefts equivalent of fascists. Just generally the type of people you wouldn’t want to hang out with if you enjoy life outside of a gulag.
April 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
25 hours wasted is 25 hours the senate isn’t stripping our rights away. Y’all really cant give credit for the smallest things, can you?
April 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Gavin is cucking himself and it’s amazing. He was a solid presidential candidate before he started his stupid fucking podcast and now I just can’t see him even winning his own party’s nomination.
March 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Source on the claim these have any meaning? Because saying “some know” is kind of q-anon shit.
March 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You should probably make a statement about your “numbers station” bit you’ve been doing, then. It makes you look deeply unserious.
March 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Verified NPS that provide actionable content? That would literally be illegal.
March 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Once Canada developed the Maple Syrup bomb, it was all over for the rest of us.
February 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
lmao yeah sure dude liberals on Bluesky are just as bad as a website filled to the brim with actual flag carrying nazis. Jesus, go outside and touch grass
February 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh man that flight into None sucks, especially in winter.
February 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Your reports on the “show loyalty” bit I find unlikely to be true. The way they’re handling things (remotely) there’s simply no way *to* show loyalty.
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
As stupid as this is these jobs are for Trumps staffers. They’re not career positions like normal Federal jobs. I’ll be concerned when I see these questions on USAjobs.
January 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Nah, fuck those losers who pre-order.
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Was this implemented, or just Trump taking about it, and saying “he will..”?
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nonexistent. We can’t find *paid* workers at the best of times, much less volunteer staff.
January 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Government workers sign an affidavit not to strike when we take our oath of office. Violation of that would be grounds for removal - which is what they want.
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Being ordered to not hire anyone is a bit different though. Like that’s not a fascist action. That’s a normal financial decision. HOWEVER - that’s not to say it isn’t a terrible decision that’s intended to screw everyone over.
January 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh yeah because they’re totally going to remove judges based on spam emails
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He’s not a pawn. Give the man some agency ffs. He knows exactly what he’s doing.
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is useless. Posting “lmao owned” videos to make yourself feel better doesn’t do jack shit to change the political reality. Fucking get over yourselves.
January 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM