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A dog entered a tavern. He said “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open the next one!”
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We’ll be writing every day in support of personal liberties. Here’s why workers aren’t persons.

by Jeff Bezos
February 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I am part of the 25%. The lifestyle change is worth it.

This is the way…
February 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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"Whether or not we supported Alaric in his campaign to sack Rome, it is now our patriotic duty to rally behind him. Alaric is now the ruler of all Romans, not just those who smear their faces with blood and smell strongly of dung."

(Published on the occasion of GWB's 2001 inauguration)
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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a key take away from reading a lot of history for me:

the people who survive hard times and eventually brutally humiliate their seemingly invincible enemies are not the people whose first response to adversity is “oh well, guess I’ll die”
January 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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In the early 1970s the U.S. was averaging almost five bombings a day. I think a lot of us who didn’t live through that era take for granted the relatively low levels of political violence in the 2020s.
It does feel like we’re not that far from a return to anarchists chucking bombs into cars
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I swear to god 50% of the posts I see on Bluesky are just people posting starter packs. No thank you! I don’t want any until I can also unfollow all those users with one click.
December 24, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
“Rock bottom” and “the collapse of the system” just mean the middle and lower classes suffer and lose more. People with money and power won’t lose anything - the opposite happens. Chaos might be a ladder but YOU sure as hell ain’t climbing it. You’re getting kicked off.
December 19, 2024 at 6:35 PM
A friendly reminder: paying politicians a livable wage is how we keep corruption out of politics.
December 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
“The Dems need fresh blood!” “The gerontocracy has to go!”
Cool, so you guys all canvassed and voted for young, new representatives this last election, right? Why should the entire hope for Dems rest on AOC? She’s just one person. If you want better representatives, it’s on YOU to get them.
December 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
All these weak conservative “men” out there trying to cosplay as “warrior-poets” but too insecure to embrace the “poet” part. Failures, every one.
December 16, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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I love the drone panic because its a reminder that despite all our technology and societal advancement we're never more than one unanswered question from reverting to peasants worried we'll make the stars mad
December 15, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
WHYYYYY
Can’t we just have ONE good thing happen??
The judge just blocked The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars
Here it is: Judge Christopher Lopez DENIES the motion approving the sale of Infowars' assets to Global Tetrahedron. Says the auction process was "doomed" the moment it was sealed, lacked transparency, had a lack of clarity about what was even purchased and money was "left on the table."
December 11, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Instagram has just become an advertisement platform. My entire feed is *products and services*.
December 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money
December 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
“You make eating an apple look damn good.”
Okay girl, I know you didn’t mean it in a flirty way, so I’m just going to take it as a weird compliment and move on.
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself

#MondayMotivation
December 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
A post on Bluesky is apparently called a “Skeet” and I don’t know what to do about this
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Rudy Giuliani publicly admitting he’s broke and can’t afford gas is a great reminder of what kind of a criminal shit-show the first Trump admin was.
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Imagine my disappointment as a child when I learned that a gravy boat was not actually a ship.
November 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM