The world would be a better place with "Happy Gilmore: the Musical".

Watching #Wicked and a few things click. Madame Morrible's specialty is weather. Did she send the tornado? Would that mean she was aiming for Elphaba and got the wrong Thropp sister?

hey did anyone else get invited to "blame canada/land invasion" nextdoor group chat too

Muskrat has been called the real Tony Stark. That's wrong. Stark created things.
He's Cave Johnson, losing his mind and screaming about lemons.

Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye.
You’re welcome. 🙃

Photo ~ TMZ

Just WOW. Holy crap! Warning: your jaw may drop

The revolution will be televised.

At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.

I guess I need to knock the dust of my sword skills in case we end up in feudal states ruled by warlords.