Christopher Culpepper
@paranoia2k.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood reply-guy
The Lane Train will get you, eventually.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Lane Train will get you, eventually.
Jadzia, my beloved.
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jadzia, my beloved.
Christ on a cracker, just say you want to be a kid again instead of this circular argument loop.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Christ on a cracker, just say you want to be a kid again instead of this circular argument loop.
After a rough couple of years post-divorce, my parents were far better people to us and to each other. They even went to their respective weddings. My mother consoled my stepmother when my dad passed.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
After a rough couple of years post-divorce, my parents were far better people to us and to each other. They even went to their respective weddings. My mother consoled my stepmother when my dad passed.
He would have been a good candidate for a Pre-Trump GOP, but that ship has sailed a long time ago.
Polarization has hit the conservative side just as much as the liberal side: you can't be half a gangster, and expect people to follow you.
Polarization has hit the conservative side just as much as the liberal side: you can't be half a gangster, and expect people to follow you.
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He would have been a good candidate for a Pre-Trump GOP, but that ship has sailed a long time ago.
Polarization has hit the conservative side just as much as the liberal side: you can't be half a gangster, and expect people to follow you.
Polarization has hit the conservative side just as much as the liberal side: you can't be half a gangster, and expect people to follow you.
"Your pah needs healing, my child."
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Your pah needs healing, my child."
Hey, we have a new skeet for that.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hey, we have a new skeet for that.
Macaroni with the concept of cheese.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Macaroni with the concept of cheese.
Walk amd chew bubblegum at the same time, it ain't hard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Walk amd chew bubblegum at the same time, it ain't hard.
Damn right.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Damn right.
The ultimate Christmas movie.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The ultimate Christmas movie.
It's like the separate divisions in Garland's Civil War. The specific alliances would never work in reality, and the ones that would, would imply some very uncomfortable truths, which was not the story they were telling.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's like the separate divisions in Garland's Civil War. The specific alliances would never work in reality, and the ones that would, would imply some very uncomfortable truths, which was not the story they were telling.
We last had snow here around in appreciable amount was 2017, about an inch. I'd lose my mind at 7 inches.
We once had 10 inches once, and it's entered local lore as "The Blizzard of '93"
We once had 10 inches once, and it's entered local lore as "The Blizzard of '93"
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We last had snow here around in appreciable amount was 2017, about an inch. I'd lose my mind at 7 inches.
We once had 10 inches once, and it's entered local lore as "The Blizzard of '93"
We once had 10 inches once, and it's entered local lore as "The Blizzard of '93"
Baby Jessica in the well. I was about 6.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Baby Jessica in the well. I was about 6.
I'm screwed.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm screwed.
Don't seem to remember Mayorkas having to film a commercial.
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Don't seem to remember Mayorkas having to film a commercial.
A bunch of lucky Boomers saw their house value soar, so they decided to take out loans with their property equity as collateral. So, THAT explains a bunch of NIMBYism.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
A bunch of lucky Boomers saw their house value soar, so they decided to take out loans with their property equity as collateral. So, THAT explains a bunch of NIMBYism.
His audience, and therefore, his money was initially predicated on anti government cranks.
Then Obama came president, amd all the rascist chuds flocked to him, doubling his audience. Then, Trump became president, and he had to appease his psycho base.
A prison of his own making.
Then Obama came president, amd all the rascist chuds flocked to him, doubling his audience. Then, Trump became president, and he had to appease his psycho base.
A prison of his own making.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
His audience, and therefore, his money was initially predicated on anti government cranks.
Then Obama came president, amd all the rascist chuds flocked to him, doubling his audience. Then, Trump became president, and he had to appease his psycho base.
A prison of his own making.
Then Obama came president, amd all the rascist chuds flocked to him, doubling his audience. Then, Trump became president, and he had to appease his psycho base.
A prison of his own making.
Respectfully, though.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Respectfully, though.
Inshallah, my brother.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Inshallah, my brother.
The only thing against Kelly is he has a identical twin.
We cannot have some Parent Trap shenanigans in the White House.
We cannot have some Parent Trap shenanigans in the White House.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The only thing against Kelly is he has a identical twin.
We cannot have some Parent Trap shenanigans in the White House.
We cannot have some Parent Trap shenanigans in the White House.
The fact that I, a Bama fan, am rooting for a Texas win against the Aggies is the summation of the absurdity of Texas in the SEC.
Screw it, tear the whole thing down, bring back the Big East, the SWC, the Pac 10, and let's stop this insanity.
Screw it, tear the whole thing down, bring back the Big East, the SWC, the Pac 10, and let's stop this insanity.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The fact that I, a Bama fan, am rooting for a Texas win against the Aggies is the summation of the absurdity of Texas in the SEC.
Screw it, tear the whole thing down, bring back the Big East, the SWC, the Pac 10, and let's stop this insanity.
Screw it, tear the whole thing down, bring back the Big East, the SWC, the Pac 10, and let's stop this insanity.
That rancid Cajun won exactly ONE election 34 fucking years ago, so now we have to listen to him like he's some kind of party guru.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
That rancid Cajun won exactly ONE election 34 fucking years ago, so now we have to listen to him like he's some kind of party guru.