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Christopher Culpepper
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That's a bit weird, but for 2025, par for the course.

apnews.com/article/esca...
April 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That's a bit weird, but for 2025, par for the course.

apnews.com/article/esca...
April 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I am willing to sacrifice the party's loose-as-humanly-possible affiliation with Hasan Piker and his cult of soft Engdahlians if it means picking up the "Trump make inflation with the tariff" masses running on pure thermostatic backlash in turn and giving us a shot at New Deal With A Vengeance
The coming Dem realignment against protectionism and toward business in response to Trump’s tariffs and their effects is going to break a few people who already hate the Democrats into being Republicans, but from the Left
April 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
March 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
March 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I feel a sense of accomplishment.
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Jackson Mahomes right now
a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's the first day of the New Year, and Jill Stein is nowhere to be seen or heard.

Looks like it's time for her quadrennial hibernation.
January 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Christmas at my sister's. Always entertaining.
December 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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“I didn’t lose the Mandate of Heaven. Please don’t put it on social media that I lost the Mandate of Heaven.”
It’s times like these I understand why Xi decided to cut China off from access to our social media sites.
Town square, but it’s medieval peasants
December 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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who called it the nanny state and not mommunism
December 11, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Give a man a fish & he'll say "what's this? I ordered chicken". Teach a man to fish & he's all "you're an awful waiter" & "get me the manager".
December 1, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Just finished my lunch, a MoistMaker sandwich.

There are good moments in life
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I love spicy schezuan Ramen noodles, but I don't like them as they are leaving.
November 9, 2024 at 12:57 AM