@pardontheexpletive.bsky.social
Fucking delightful Gen X leftie.
I love showing off Penelope
September 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You don’t mention turtles, an oversight I assume.
September 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Received the fabulous Culinary Skills Vol 1 yesterday. It’s a Xmas present for my wanna be chef nephew. I hope he loves it, it’s a beautiful book @crowbar.wtf
September 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
July 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My Mabel likes to sleep with one foot out
July 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
March 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think I have a different definition of ‘Hefty Cash Boost’. I’m sure my daughter will be living the high life on the extra $3.10 per fortnight.

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March 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
December 7, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Penelope update
She is still very camera shy but has gotten used to her new environment. She’s starting to recognise the feeding routine so swims up to the glass when she sees me in the morning.
November 28, 2024 at 10:38 PM
November 27, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Penelope is camera shy
November 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’m trying to reinvent myself as someone who doesn’t kill plants. This is my zombie ginger that survived being whipper snippered.
November 20, 2024 at 7:43 AM
November 17, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Danger noodles of course.
October 27, 2023 at 4:46 AM