Pareto Optimizer
@paretooptimizer.bsky.social
Ce n'est pas un lieu d'honneur.
This style of post is literally every second thing I see on here and it’s utterly absurd. Van Hollen in particular could not be a worse target.
January 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
This style of post is literally every second thing I see on here and it’s utterly absurd. Van Hollen in particular could not be a worse target.
Jarrett Stidham, apparently
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Jarrett Stidham, apparently
That’s government property though. There are cleaner ways.
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
That’s government property though. There are cleaner ways.
You can’t convince me this isn’t an op.
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
You can’t convince me this isn’t an op.
Please do not ask the Bluesky personalities with whom you have formed parasocial relationships for investment advice.
January 21, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Please do not ask the Bluesky personalities with whom you have formed parasocial relationships for investment advice.
Exactly what you want to wake up to: a liveblog of the president’s posts about Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Exactly what you want to wake up to: a liveblog of the president’s posts about Greenland.
POV: You’re a GOP representative in a newly dummymandered state
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
POV: You’re a GOP representative in a newly dummymandered state
Picture unrelated.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Picture unrelated.
First time as a tragedy, second time as a farce.
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
First time as a tragedy, second time as a farce.
Just play the trump card.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Just play the trump card.
For posterity, since I assume I’m about to be blocked.
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
For posterity, since I assume I’m about to be blocked.
America, 2025:
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
America, 2025:
Isn’t this the operative issue? They claim she couldn’t enter an agreement requiring her to rent it and that she rented it, but mention nothing about some kind of agreement requiring her to rent it?
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Isn’t this the operative issue? They claim she couldn’t enter an agreement requiring her to rent it and that she rented it, but mention nothing about some kind of agreement requiring her to rent it?
I went out and found a new logo for Jake’s show.
October 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I went out and found a new logo for Jake’s show.
“You don’t use your policy disagreements as leverage.”
September 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“You don’t use your policy disagreements as leverage.”
Someone’s got to get this guy the flag he really wants.
September 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Someone’s got to get this guy the flag he really wants.
If you look at my carefully colored-in map, you will see the good guys and the bad guys clearly outlined. This, I think, resolves the questions at hand.
September 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you look at my carefully colored-in map, you will see the good guys and the bad guys clearly outlined. This, I think, resolves the questions at hand.
As compared to the… Chinese space program?
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As compared to the… Chinese space program?
POV: It’s 2029 and you were just following orders.
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
POV: It’s 2029 and you were just following orders.