Pareto Optimizer
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Ce n'est pas un lieu d'honneur.
Statue guys are going to be all over this, I’m sure.
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Statue guys are going to be all over this, I’m sure.
Glad to know I would be a meaningfully better person to run the FBI than the current FBI director, even if only because I am literate.
The director of the FBI: "I don't read."
His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Glad to know I would be a meaningfully better person to run the FBI than the current FBI director, even if only because I am literate.
Look who needs a safe space now.
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Look who needs a safe space now.
Oh this is a meaningful surrender for them. Trump would never admit this without it being a “nasty people on both sides” moment.
JD Vance in Minneapolis: "The guys behind me are doing an incredible job, and frankly, a lot of the media is lying about the job they do every single day. That doesn't mean that there aren't occasionally stories and videos out there that suggest they aren't doing everything right."
January 22, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Oh this is a meaningful surrender for them. Trump would never admit this without it being a “nasty people on both sides” moment.
Little nervous about opening up both Minnesota senate seats, but I guess now is as good a time as any.
*KLOBUCHAR FILES PAPERS FOR RUN FOR MINNESOTA GOVERNOR: NYT
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Little nervous about opening up both Minnesota senate seats, but I guess now is as good a time as any.
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punchline's worth it on this one
This reminds me of one of my favorite stories. During a Javelin Thrust in Yuma one year, we brought two Navajo Code Talkers out to talk to the comm Marines about doing the job in WW2, get a brief on modern comm gear, and so we could ensure we still had Marines who could say they shook their hands.
I really dislike this leftie tendency to use all of the horrible crimes this country has committed as proof that the country is irredeemable, when the people who fought against it often did so *as Americans* because it implies they were a bunch of stupid fucking rubes
January 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
punchline's worth it on this one
Begging that thin, thin blood to do its job.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Begging that thin, thin blood to do its job.
The LIV golf of international organizations.
The Board of Peace comprises leaders from 18 of the world's least democratic states (plus the US) and its charter pledges $1 billion from each of them to be used at the discretion of the board's chairman (you already know who it is) www.timesofisrael.com/full-text-ch...
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The LIV golf of international organizations.
Some people are just born wanting to lick boots.
If you’re wondering what the 73% is thinking…
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Some people are just born wanting to lick boots.
JD Vance frantically asking the teenagers in his Discord:
Fellas, is it gender-critical to fuck a couch?
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
JD Vance frantically asking the teenagers in his Discord:
Evil does not begin to cover it.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Evil does not begin to cover it.
These fucking morons. Give them a shiny bauble and they climb down.
TRUMP: WE HAVE FORMED FRAMEWORK OF A FUTURE DEAL WITH RESPECT TO GREENLAND
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
These fucking morons. Give them a shiny bauble and they climb down.
Moving from weeks where decades happen to days.
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Moving from weeks where decades happen to days.
The next Democratic president is going to have to be brutal and uncompromising. No negotiation with the Republican terrorists destroying the country.
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The next Democratic president is going to have to be brutal and uncompromising. No negotiation with the Republican terrorists destroying the country.
This is correct, just not how he intends it.
TRUMP AT DAVOS: U.S. NEEDS DENMARK FOR STRATEGIC NATIONAL SECURITY
January 21, 2026 at 2:06 PM
This is correct, just not how he intends it.
I do not want to know what orange man is saying.
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I do not want to know what orange man is saying.
I mean, fuck Andy Harris. It’s an easy call.
NEW: Maryland Gov. Wes Moore's advisory redistricting commission has recommended a proposed congressional map that would likely turn MD's 7-1 Democratic majority into an 8-0 edge & flip GOP-held District 1
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January 21, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I mean, fuck Andy Harris. It’s an easy call.
MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY
It’s such a bizarrely specific and wrong thing. Not even close to right.
Trump: "If you go back to 1887, that was probably richest point that our country was ever in. And it was all tariff income."
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
It’s such a bizarrely specific and wrong thing. Not even close to right.
Please do not ask the Bluesky personalities with whom you have formed parasocial relationships for investment advice.
January 21, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Please do not ask the Bluesky personalities with whom you have formed parasocial relationships for investment advice.
If you had to fly 10,000 miles to be in New York, then this is very much a true statement.
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
If you had to fly 10,000 miles to be in New York, then this is very much a true statement.
Savvy Don, having a public sundowning session so reporters don’t ask him if he’s batshit. They love him for this.
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Savvy Don, having a public sundowning session so reporters don’t ask him if he’s batshit. They love him for this.
In Woke 2 we’re getting the police on our side.
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
In Woke 2 we’re getting the police on our side.
My parents have one (1) home.
Bessent: Maybe your parents, for their retirement, have bought 5, 10, 12 homes
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My parents have one (1) home.
Just to be clear: All of this absolutely qualifies as “something happening.” We have now entered the timeline in which things happen.
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Just to be clear: All of this absolutely qualifies as “something happening.” We have now entered the timeline in which things happen.