Parigath
@parigath.bsky.social
18+ Kinky humour, thoughts and memes
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December 20, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Just remembered how in #ASOIAF there was a foreign princess in the brothel to - as a rite of passage - learn "the art of love". I found that a little porn-y. A little unrealistic.
Then I remembered that there is no objective narrator. That story was probably made up by the brothel to make money.
Then I remembered that there is no objective narrator. That story was probably made up by the brothel to make money.
December 7, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Just remembered how in #ASOIAF there was a foreign princess in the brothel to - as a rite of passage - learn "the art of love". I found that a little porn-y. A little unrealistic.
Then I remembered that there is no objective narrator. That story was probably made up by the brothel to make money.
Then I remembered that there is no objective narrator. That story was probably made up by the brothel to make money.
December 5, 2024 at 6:19 AM
"You just pay the electrician when he comes and I'll give you half later."
*Later*
"So what do I owe you?"
"Half a blowjob."
*Later*
"So what do I owe you?"
"Half a blowjob."
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 PM
"You just pay the electrician when he comes and I'll give you half later."
*Later*
"So what do I owe you?"
"Half a blowjob."
*Later*
"So what do I owe you?"
"Half a blowjob."
If I was rich, I'd be a patron of the NSFW arts. Indy developer of a porn game that's been stuck in pre-alpha for 5 years? What do you need? Professional software? Employees? A stipend so you can quit your job? I'd make it happen.
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 PM
If I was rich, I'd be a patron of the NSFW arts. Indy developer of a porn game that's been stuck in pre-alpha for 5 years? What do you need? Professional software? Employees? A stipend so you can quit your job? I'd make it happen.
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November 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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[beavis voice]
boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oooiinnng
boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oooiinnng
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
[beavis voice]
boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oooiinnng
boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oooiinnng
BDSM Pro Tip #4:
Cum stains can be removed with a 2:1 solution of water and vinegar.
Water stains can not be removed with a 2:1 solution of vinegar and cum.
Cum stains can be removed with a 2:1 solution of water and vinegar.
Water stains can not be removed with a 2:1 solution of vinegar and cum.
November 25, 2024 at 12:34 PM
BDSM Pro Tip #4:
Cum stains can be removed with a 2:1 solution of water and vinegar.
Water stains can not be removed with a 2:1 solution of vinegar and cum.
Cum stains can be removed with a 2:1 solution of water and vinegar.
Water stains can not be removed with a 2:1 solution of vinegar and cum.
Is CHEP a Brambles Company?
November 24, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Is CHEP a Brambles Company?
BDSM Pro Tip #3:
In a pinch, flavored condoms can serve as a chewing gum.
The same is not true in reverse.
In a pinch, flavored condoms can serve as a chewing gum.
The same is not true in reverse.
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 PM
BDSM Pro Tip #3:
In a pinch, flavored condoms can serve as a chewing gum.
The same is not true in reverse.
In a pinch, flavored condoms can serve as a chewing gum.
The same is not true in reverse.
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November 19, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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Creepette pondering galactic memes.
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Creepette pondering galactic memes.
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October 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
BDSM Pro Tip #2:
If the swinger club charges extra for single men but not for couples, bring your mum.
If the swinger club charges extra for single men but not for couples, bring your mum.
November 20, 2024 at 1:38 PM
BDSM Pro Tip #2:
If the swinger club charges extra for single men but not for couples, bring your mum.
If the swinger club charges extra for single men but not for couples, bring your mum.
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March 6, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Special forces open OnlyFans account after new budget cuts.
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Special forces open OnlyFans account after new budget cuts.
November 20, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Day two of your parents going on holiday without you.
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Day two of your parents going on holiday without you.
New fetish just dropped.
November 20, 2024 at 12:14 PM
New fetish just dropped.
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Stop lickin it her legs shaking
November 18, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Stop lickin it her legs shaking
BDSM Pro Tip #1:
To make your ropes last longer, borrow someone else's.
To make your ropes last longer, borrow someone else's.
November 20, 2024 at 11:40 AM
BDSM Pro Tip #1:
To make your ropes last longer, borrow someone else's.
To make your ropes last longer, borrow someone else's.