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12Tail ♦️ ♈️ Actor. Writer. Morehouse Man. Not often that I lose. Master of the Satsui No Hadou. Part time Sith Lord. When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, get w/me LA 📍 IG: @Parkour_lewis

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 9h

Lmao, alright Jamal Wick

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t have these problems when you only send pics of Bible verses

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 9h

That recoil gonna have ya shoulder like ya brisket 🤣

Doctor Dan @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 9h

I’ll see you soon…..

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 8d

Now, y'all go drink some water.

CNN @cnn.com · 8d

Urologist Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt offers advice on how to follow simple, consistent habits to keep you hydrated and to monitor your urine: https://cnn.it/4nnxpmI

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 8d

And ole Civil Rights face couldn't keep his hands to himself

Myra Boutros Boutros Monkhouse @soulfauxreal.bsky.social · 8d

Kang dynasty was goin to feed generations. :/

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 14d

97% of people in LA are shit drivers, but honestly the way the city is designed is about 37% of the problem

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 14d

Ayo serious Question
Quote this with your biggest pet peeve about Driving

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b̲o̲n̲e̲l̲e̲s̲s̲ ̲s̲w̲a̲g̲u̲ @bigturtle87.bsky.social · 18d

The gummie hearing the magic words:

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 23d

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 23d

Its not NOT Eric Adams

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

Yahweh said

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

🔥🔥🔥

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 28d

died as he lived (talking out the side of his neck)

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

So you want him dead 🤣

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

I found out the hard way 2x about that devil’s brew, god speed, you might end up hitting somebody up from college 🤣

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Jawn Redcorn @jerzeejoker.bsky.social · 28d

They said he ain’t check in with the Mormons. That’s crazy. I gotta log off 😂 the internet is unserious.

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

Something is legit in the water cause I’m a tried and true drinker and them hoes hit DIFFERENT

Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 28d

me staring at the can after this first cutwater sip

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

A literal demagogue got clapped, they ain’t gotta say nothin

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

a man in a tan jacket is sitting on a couch and says " absolutely "

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

Streets will laud it 🤣

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

Maaaaan, lol

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

Only thing hotter than that chip you at is where Chuck is headed 🤣

Doctor Dan @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 28d

“AS I WAS SAYING…..”- me loudly discussing my favorite chip flavor

Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 28d

House of Representative's attempt to hold a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk. Not going as expected though

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

He said

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

So, I’m just catching up…looks like

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

Man! Them lil mean womenfolk run up on us tall folks like we got catnip!

Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28d

I attract the shortest-meanest person in the room like a damn magnet.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 28d

Is there a certain demo of people who fall for you instantly in a romantic sense? Like a lil niche group that just adores you?

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28d

Putin lookin puffy and sick too…is 2025 gonna bless us with a 2fer?!