Paroxycus☠️
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How to make a Paroxycus: 1 cup of wisdom, 1 cup of truth, a stick of humor, two table spoons of real, mix til it's thick, let cook for 10 minutes, serve when black. Someone please pass the collard greens.
I just heard many schools are being built without lockers, they use tablets instead of textbooks, no more scantrons or have computer labs any more. Man... when I was coming up, computer lab day was so anticipated kids who were at home sick would come to school anyways just so they wouldn't miss it.
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I just heard many schools are being built without lockers, they use tablets instead of textbooks, no more scantrons or have computer labs any more. Man... when I was coming up, computer lab day was so anticipated kids who were at home sick would come to school anyways just so they wouldn't miss it.
The first time he was president, with the things he did and decisions he made I stayed heartbroken. This time though, it's different. This it has broken something deep inside me. Something that I don't think will ever be able to be fixed.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
The first time he was president, with the things he did and decisions he made I stayed heartbroken. This time though, it's different. This it has broken something deep inside me. Something that I don't think will ever be able to be fixed.
Shouting out @rangutang.bsky.social as I'm on Ep 4 of his Day's Gone playthru and it's brilliant. Playing it, my theory (tho wrong) was that the twist was gonna be that zombies evolved to be more human-like til you couldn't tell them apart from humans. That's what I thought rippers were. #SoWrong
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Shouting out @rangutang.bsky.social as I'm on Ep 4 of his Day's Gone playthru and it's brilliant. Playing it, my theory (tho wrong) was that the twist was gonna be that zombies evolved to be more human-like til you couldn't tell them apart from humans. That's what I thought rippers were. #SoWrong
My favorite thing about #StrangerThings is now listening to people who were not alive yet, explain how things really were in the 80s to people who lived through them. 🤣🤣🤣
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
My favorite thing about #StrangerThings is now listening to people who were not alive yet, explain how things really were in the 80s to people who lived through them. 🤣🤣🤣
Someone, quickly...
What do these combinations all have in common?
Timothee - MBJ
Adele - Beyoncé
Macklemore - Kendrick
Casey Affleck - Denzel
#CriticsChoiceAwards
What do these combinations all have in common?
Timothee - MBJ
Adele - Beyoncé
Macklemore - Kendrick
Casey Affleck - Denzel
#CriticsChoiceAwards
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Someone, quickly...
What do these combinations all have in common?
Timothee - MBJ
Adele - Beyoncé
Macklemore - Kendrick
Casey Affleck - Denzel
#CriticsChoiceAwards
What do these combinations all have in common?
Timothee - MBJ
Adele - Beyoncé
Macklemore - Kendrick
Casey Affleck - Denzel
#CriticsChoiceAwards
People do not understand the US is not a country as much as it is a product. Everything here is a product. We, it's citizens are products. And we do not have a govt, we have a PR and marketing team. The appearance of being strong and doing right by humanity is more important than actually doing it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
People do not understand the US is not a country as much as it is a product. Everything here is a product. We, it's citizens are products. And we do not have a govt, we have a PR and marketing team. The appearance of being strong and doing right by humanity is more important than actually doing it.
Why does Laura Loomer look like the monster from Jeepers Creepers? Was that intentional? Cuz if it was, it worked!
Out here looking like a gremlin that got fed after midnight.
Out here looking like a gremlin that got fed after midnight.
September 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why does Laura Loomer look like the monster from Jeepers Creepers? Was that intentional? Cuz if it was, it worked!
Out here looking like a gremlin that got fed after midnight.
Out here looking like a gremlin that got fed after midnight.
Just heard Ego is not returning to snl, so im taking a moment to let you know that you are the reason I started watching SNL again. To me, you have consistently been the funniest part of every episode. You made shit that wasn't funny, funny anyways. Big hugs to you sis.
a woman in a pink shirt is laughing while sitting on a chair .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is laughing while sitting on a chair .
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September 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just heard Ego is not returning to snl, so im taking a moment to let you know that you are the reason I started watching SNL again. To me, you have consistently been the funniest part of every episode. You made shit that wasn't funny, funny anyways. Big hugs to you sis.
I'm 17 minutes into 40acres and I already love this film. Danielle Deadwyler is killing it.
July 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I'm 17 minutes into 40acres and I already love this film. Danielle Deadwyler is killing it.
How MAGA is looking at Trump and Bondi over these Epstein files.
July 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How MAGA is looking at Trump and Bondi over these Epstein files.
The thing that surprises me about Synergy Auto Care is that Wilson is a blackity mcblackass town. The two dominant groups in the city are 35% white, 35% black. Synergy has been around enough black folks to know better than to fuck their money up like that. #RacismWillAlwaysFindAWay
June 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The thing that surprises me about Synergy Auto Care is that Wilson is a blackity mcblackass town. The two dominant groups in the city are 35% white, 35% black. Synergy has been around enough black folks to know better than to fuck their money up like that. #RacismWillAlwaysFindAWay
If I were the mayor of Toronto, I would have told Drake to sit his monkey ass down somewhere and shut the fuck up. Not everything is about you. I might have just gone to the Kendrick and sza show because the nigga is one hell of a performer. I'm grown, I can go wherever I want. Fucking clown.
June 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If I were the mayor of Toronto, I would have told Drake to sit his monkey ass down somewhere and shut the fuck up. Not everything is about you. I might have just gone to the Kendrick and sza show because the nigga is one hell of a performer. I'm grown, I can go wherever I want. Fucking clown.
When people say God bless America do they realize how stupid they sound? God would never bless America. Why would he bless a nation who's founding compromises his name. They broke all 10 Commandments to acquire this land, and think God is too stupid to realize they didn't do it in his name.
June 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When people say God bless America do they realize how stupid they sound? God would never bless America. Why would he bless a nation who's founding compromises his name. They broke all 10 Commandments to acquire this land, and think God is too stupid to realize they didn't do it in his name.
For the first time in my life, I saw a news story about a tragedy in Colorado followed by briefings from the FBI, and I had doubt about everything the FBI said. The people Trump have in office are not beholden to the facts or truth so when they put out a statement it will always come into question.
June 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
For the first time in my life, I saw a news story about a tragedy in Colorado followed by briefings from the FBI, and I had doubt about everything the FBI said. The people Trump have in office are not beholden to the facts or truth so when they put out a statement it will always come into question.
I admittedly don't know how Jonathan Joss is. He played in a show I didn't watch. But immediately when seeing his picture I thought that the hate crime charges the article was referring to was becuz of his native heritage. Turns out he was gay, so I hope the perp gets TRIPLE hate charges.
June 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I admittedly don't know how Jonathan Joss is. He played in a show I didn't watch. But immediately when seeing his picture I thought that the hate crime charges the article was referring to was becuz of his native heritage. Turns out he was gay, so I hope the perp gets TRIPLE hate charges.
I admittedly don't know much about Tony's or Broadway or anything. What I do know is Patti Lupone: Fuck you, you raggedy ass hoe.
June 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I admittedly don't know much about Tony's or Broadway or anything. What I do know is Patti Lupone: Fuck you, you raggedy ass hoe.
You niggas got me fucked up with this 'gingers are black' shit.
May 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You niggas got me fucked up with this 'gingers are black' shit.
BLACK FOLKS:
Where are redheads getting the idea that they are black? Is it just some joke that I don't understand?
Where are redheads getting the idea that they are black? Is it just some joke that I don't understand?
May 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
BLACK FOLKS:
Where are redheads getting the idea that they are black? Is it just some joke that I don't understand?
Where are redheads getting the idea that they are black? Is it just some joke that I don't understand?
Every time I see Sexyy Red I think of that Adele Givens joke where she said, "if rappers are going to name themselves some shit, they need to live up to the name. If you can't live up to it then name yourself some other shit." All of that for me to say she is definitely red but that's all.
May 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Every time I see Sexyy Red I think of that Adele Givens joke where she said, "if rappers are going to name themselves some shit, they need to live up to the name. If you can't live up to it then name yourself some other shit." All of that for me to say she is definitely red but that's all.
Enjoying the hell out of South of Midnight. I'm on Chapter 13 and I kinda hate for it to end. Hope some DLC is coming.
April 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Enjoying the hell out of South of Midnight. I'm on Chapter 13 and I kinda hate for it to end. Hope some DLC is coming.
The white girl that snuck her way into Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show dancers will heretofore be known as Remmick. Yeah, bitch, you a vampire.
April 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The white girl that snuck her way into Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show dancers will heretofore be known as Remmick. Yeah, bitch, you a vampire.
My favorite part of sinners was the Choctaw scene because they did something I've watched elder black folks do all my life. They told them folks... ONE... TIME!!! There was no begging or pleading. There was no "but please listen to us." They told them once then got the fuck out!
April 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My favorite part of sinners was the Choctaw scene because they did something I've watched elder black folks do all my life. They told them folks... ONE... TIME!!! There was no begging or pleading. There was no "but please listen to us." They told them once then got the fuck out!
Ain't Kristi Noem the one that does all her ads with a rifle or shotgun wishing a m** f** would. Now a m** f** has and nary a cap has been bust. She said they got $3000. Ironic cuz I know sisters that got $3 and if you run up on them to take their purse they'll slice your ass like deli meat.
April 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ain't Kristi Noem the one that does all her ads with a rifle or shotgun wishing a m** f** would. Now a m** f** has and nary a cap has been bust. She said they got $3000. Ironic cuz I know sisters that got $3 and if you run up on them to take their purse they'll slice your ass like deli meat.
I'm not mad at DavidHogg. I set around an abject horror as I watched the present Democrats let Trump and Elon absolutely bulldoze are institutions and did nothing. Now a very few are fighting. If David wants to replace the rest, I co-sign that shit heavy.
April 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm not mad at DavidHogg. I set around an abject horror as I watched the present Democrats let Trump and Elon absolutely bulldoze are institutions and did nothing. Now a very few are fighting. If David wants to replace the rest, I co-sign that shit heavy.
Any negro that gives Candace Owens a pass cuz she crying and shit now, they get cut off, too, because they will no longer be trusted. That bitch gave white supremacists talking points against our entire race that they will still use long after she's dead. Fuck that stank, forever. I mean it.
April 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Any negro that gives Candace Owens a pass cuz she crying and shit now, they get cut off, too, because they will no longer be trusted. That bitch gave white supremacists talking points against our entire race that they will still use long after she's dead. Fuck that stank, forever. I mean it.