Russell
@parsl.bsky.social
Science, tech, energy. EV driver, motorcyclist, cyclist & pedestrian.
You have not experienced swearing until you have said it in the original Klingon
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You have not experienced swearing until you have said it in the original Klingon
Think of the money you save on step-stools, step-ladders, extend-your-reach tools, etc
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Think of the money you save on step-stools, step-ladders, extend-your-reach tools, etc
And how are we supposed to grow 80% of a chicken? eh?
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
And how are we supposed to grow 80% of a chicken? eh?
Moral of the story: only date men who are over 6’ AND will pay for extra leg room on flights.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Moral of the story: only date men who are over 6’ AND will pay for extra leg room on flights.
Simply have sex with the lights off. Like God intended.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Simply have sex with the lights off. Like God intended.
Country in which this advice applies, please?
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Country in which this advice applies, please?
August Dvorak: “Hold my beer”
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
August Dvorak: “Hold my beer”
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty cruel little bastards they are.”
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty cruel little bastards they are.”
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
You don’t need a maths degree. For a pizza of radius “z” and thickness “a”, the volume of pizza is Pi times z squared times a, or Pizza. Divide the price by that to get cost per unit volume, and compare that value across all offers. GCSE level maths at most.
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You don’t need a maths degree. For a pizza of radius “z” and thickness “a”, the volume of pizza is Pi times z squared times a, or Pizza. Divide the price by that to get cost per unit volume, and compare that value across all offers. GCSE level maths at most.
I blame the inventor of the software off-button. Was never a problem when we could break the electrical pathway with a big knife blade switch
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I blame the inventor of the software off-button. Was never a problem when we could break the electrical pathway with a big knife blade switch
Let’s meet at 0:00 to discuss your proposal.
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Let’s meet at 0:00 to discuss your proposal.
You fell for the decoy
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You fell for the decoy
Thus ensuring the next generation of Fesshole contributors have a story about how they were “today” years old before they realised that the council doesn’t control evening internet access.
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Thus ensuring the next generation of Fesshole contributors have a story about how they were “today” years old before they realised that the council doesn’t control evening internet access.
I’ll tell people there is a twist, but I won’t tell them if it comes at the beginning, the middle or the end to maintain the surprise.
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’ll tell people there is a twist, but I won’t tell them if it comes at the beginning, the middle or the end to maintain the surprise.
The Cummings Ball is the highlight of the social season!
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Cummings Ball is the highlight of the social season!
And when cats and dogs develop a taste for human flesh, how long do you think mankind would last?
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
And when cats and dogs develop a taste for human flesh, how long do you think mankind would last?
I work in retail selling washing machines, showers, and soap products and couldn’t disagree with this opinion more.
October 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I work in retail selling washing machines, showers, and soap products and couldn’t disagree with this opinion more.