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Jewish YIMBY.

Whatever the opposite of an enlightened centrist is.

Citizen of the Greatest Nation in This or Any Age (Washington State).

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January 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
As a Jew, I'm getting really, really fucking tired of certain people using I/P to intentionally fracture and divide our party (and, in turn, fracture American Jewish life wholesale).

This was a perfectly reasonable ask from Harris, whose husband and children are Jewish.
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Good editorial decision.

I know someone out there is upset right now that they didn't say "murder," but I think this is succinct and blunt enough.
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I do wonder how much a graph of Ratio of Representatives to Voters over time would explain this "sudden" stoppage.

Congress broke in part because congressmen are not (and cannot be) directly held accountable by constituents anymore, not when each Congressional District is a nation-sized fiefdom.
January 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Being this dumb must be really soothing ngl.
January 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Get me out of this fucking nightmare.
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
wh-where would they have made landfall?
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 AM
This post is even more gross in context. This was Lyman's response to being asked "why are you reposting obvious misinformation?" And his immediate response was "because Somalians are a scourge on the republic."

Gutter racist on the gutter racist site.
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
So is anyone but me ever gonna mention how much Judaism is clearly packed into Brandon Sanderson's books in spite of the fact that (or because?) he's a Mormon?
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm certainly sympathetic to this attitude (I *also* hate people looking at me), but at the same time, I think we probably shouldn't "resent" people for liking video podcasts.

Our brains are literally optimized for multi-modal processing. For some, video + audio is a (minor) accessibility matter.
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Ever notice how all these "can't you just celebrate this holiday as a secular event" folks only ever choose Christian holidays to secularize?

If gentiles get to impose a "secular" Christmas on us, are we gonna be allowed to impose on them a "secular" Shabbat? No more movie theaters on Saturdays.
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ultimately, the Prequel Trilogy had its Renaissance not *just* because the youngins grew up to the age where nostalgia kicked in, but because the very design of Clone Troopers lends itself to fandom in the exact same way 40k does — and in the exact way the Sequel Trilogy doesn't.
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Read this and immediately thought of Ben Shapiro.
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think everyone who is writing about the Rising Illiteracy Apocalypse would do well to read Mufwene 2016 "A cost-and-benefit approach to language loss."
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm gonna be real, I think the elite anti-three-cueing panic is probably total bullshit and essentially using a purposefully obtuse misconstruement of three-cueing to try and explain functional illiteracy which is obviously a product of the internet and social media.
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ben Shapiro is not just "fine with" antisemitism.

Ben Shapiro IS an antisemite, and no amount of silencing his phone during Shabbat will make up for his lifelong contempt towards the Jewish people.
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
> "Zohran aide made vile antisemitic comments!"

> Three paragraphs later

> "Also her kids are Jewish"

There's a reason the ADL is choosing to rocket this story to national prominence while it lets Trump get away with calling us "Shylocks" and makes excuses for Musk's sieg heils. Give me a break.
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It took the Maccabeans rebels eight days to sanctify the Temple in Jerusalem and clean up the damage and profanement the Selucids had brought into Occupied Judea's Capital fortress.

When they were done ridding the Temple of the filth and the idols, they made a holiday out of it: Hannukah.
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Can we bring back the phrase "Vote Slackers" this coming election?

@djinnandtonic.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They straight-up had a guy pretend to be indigenous and spout Pocahontas fan-fic to try and extort Dan Everett out of money because he made the claim that "The ability to do linguistic recursion is not genetic."
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fun fact, Chomsky once incited several of his grad students to straight-up slander a fellow linguistic anthropologist (Dan Everett) and destroy his career specifically to protect Chomsky's pride as Smartest Linguist For All Time.
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They say Shuster and Siegel didn't intend Superman to be an allegory for the Jewish people, and yet I can't help but see things like ["He only gets his distinctive superpowers when immersed in the environment of his adopted exilic homeland"] and conclude it's 100% a metaphor for Diaspora.
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I genuinely believe this story is the mission statement of the Jewish tradition.

The Law is not in Heaven. It does not belong to aging nobles selectively applying faux-intellectualist originalism. It is not to be decided by empty appeals to God.

The Law is OURS. And it's YOURS too.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Then, the Rabbis take a vote, overrule Eliezer's prior precedents, and eject him from the Sanhedrin.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM