partypockets
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just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
I feel like the Internet is effectively broken at this point compared to like 15+ years ago. Google is all paid SEO bullshit. Amazon, eBay, Etsy, etc. are full of overpriced trash. Twitter is gone. Facebook is all AI memes and sponsored posts. News sites prioritize clickbait over actual reporting.
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I feel like the Internet is effectively broken at this point compared to like 15+ years ago. Google is all paid SEO bullshit. Amazon, eBay, Etsy, etc. are full of overpriced trash. Twitter is gone. Facebook is all AI memes and sponsored posts. News sites prioritize clickbait over actual reporting.
The shape of a Pringle is known in mathematics as a hyperbolic paraboloid.
June 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The shape of a Pringle is known in mathematics as a hyperbolic paraboloid.
Losing my mind over the backlash against Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover. She looks fucking hot?? It's hilarious?? When did our society become so weirdly puritanical!?
June 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Losing my mind over the backlash against Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover. She looks fucking hot?? It's hilarious?? When did our society become so weirdly puritanical!?
The number of times I have excitedly clicked on a social media ad for Old Navy only to find the product being advertised is for toddler boys is too damn high
April 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The number of times I have excitedly clicked on a social media ad for Old Navy only to find the product being advertised is for toddler boys is too damn high
Unfortunately I went to bed at 8:15 last night so now I'm up at 4:30 lol
March 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Unfortunately I went to bed at 8:15 last night so now I'm up at 4:30 lol
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I wonder how annoying me and my friend were in the theater. I know we sat in the best seats (front row)
March 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I wonder how annoying me and my friend were in the theater. I know we sat in the best seats (front row)
For context: I'm areligious. I'm staying in a hotel for a work trip and out of sheer boredom I started reading the Gideon Bible. Thought it was actually kinda cool at first but it lost me at the end of page 1 when it said man had dominion over all animals lol. My cat owns me. Sorry.
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
For context: I'm areligious. I'm staying in a hotel for a work trip and out of sheer boredom I started reading the Gideon Bible. Thought it was actually kinda cool at first but it lost me at the end of page 1 when it said man had dominion over all animals lol. My cat owns me. Sorry.
March 9, 2025. I don't know what time it is or who the Vice President is.
March 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
March 9, 2025. I don't know what time it is or who the Vice President is.
I've watched this probably 20 times. I can't stop 😂
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I've watched this probably 20 times. I can't stop 😂
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In troubling times, people experiencing high stress or crippling anxiety deal with it in different ways. Some have a therapist, some have a deep breathing exercise & some even have a personal mantra.
I have a Mabel.
I have a Mabel.
February 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
In troubling times, people experiencing high stress or crippling anxiety deal with it in different ways. Some have a therapist, some have a deep breathing exercise & some even have a personal mantra.
I have a Mabel.
I have a Mabel.
Maybe this is me showing my age, but based on the way some of my coworkers behave, I have a theory that maybe it's not healthy for your brain to work at the same place for 20+ years
February 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maybe this is me showing my age, but based on the way some of my coworkers behave, I have a theory that maybe it's not healthy for your brain to work at the same place for 20+ years
I don't think that we as a country are talking enough about the fact that our President may not know how to read
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I don't think that we as a country are talking enough about the fact that our President may not know how to read
I just duckduckgo'd "ethically made mumu" so that's where I'm at currently in my life
January 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I just duckduckgo'd "ethically made mumu" so that's where I'm at currently in my life
I cannot believe this headline
January 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I cannot believe this headline
I feel like the TikTok ban puts tr*mp in an interesting position. On one hand, the ban garnered overwhelming bipartisan support in Congress, so opposing that would make an enemy of both political parties. On the other hand, "saving" TikTok would ingratiate him with millions of American TikTok users
January 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I feel like the TikTok ban puts tr*mp in an interesting position. On one hand, the ban garnered overwhelming bipartisan support in Congress, so opposing that would make an enemy of both political parties. On the other hand, "saving" TikTok would ingratiate him with millions of American TikTok users
Lol Trump is gonna swoop in and save TikTok at the last minute, isn't he?
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lol Trump is gonna swoop in and save TikTok at the last minute, isn't he?
So TikTok is getting banned. Facebook is 90% AI slop and also blatantly supports homophobia/transphobia. Twitter is run by Nazis/Elon Musk. Instagram is run by the same shitheads who run Facebook. Guess Bluesky is the social media app of the future simply by process of elimination.
January 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So TikTok is getting banned. Facebook is 90% AI slop and also blatantly supports homophobia/transphobia. Twitter is run by Nazis/Elon Musk. Instagram is run by the same shitheads who run Facebook. Guess Bluesky is the social media app of the future simply by process of elimination.
I swear to god everyone on the internet has rotten brains. Just saw a celebrity post on TikTok about losing their home in the wildfires and all the comments say "Asheville NC <3." Obviously the devastation of the Asheville community is tragic. But do people realize tragedy isn't a fucking contest?
January 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I swear to god everyone on the internet has rotten brains. Just saw a celebrity post on TikTok about losing their home in the wildfires and all the comments say "Asheville NC <3." Obviously the devastation of the Asheville community is tragic. But do people realize tragedy isn't a fucking contest?
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The truth is out there
January 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The truth is out there
Reading news about the horrific wildfires in LA and googling "What should you put in a go bag?" even though I live in Indiana and there's currently 8 inches of snow on the ground
January 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reading news about the horrific wildfires in LA and googling "What should you put in a go bag?" even though I live in Indiana and there's currently 8 inches of snow on the ground
Hello Google, Zoloft night sweats stop when
January 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hello Google, Zoloft night sweats stop when
Fireworks should be illegal or at least heavily regulated. There, I said it.
January 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Fireworks should be illegal or at least heavily regulated. There, I said it.
Mormonism is my roman empire.
December 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Mormonism is my roman empire.
I can't believe everyone and their mom was collecting the shit out of Beanie Babies in the 90s when apparently they should have been collecting Pokémon cards
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I can't believe everyone and their mom was collecting the shit out of Beanie Babies in the 90s when apparently they should have been collecting Pokémon cards
My 2nd favorite person in Wicked (after Cynthia Erivo, OBVIOUSLY) was Jonathan Bailey. That dude has INSANE chemistry with literally every single person he has a scene with. How does he do it!? He's a superhuman chemistry machine
December 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
My 2nd favorite person in Wicked (after Cynthia Erivo, OBVIOUSLY) was Jonathan Bailey. That dude has INSANE chemistry with literally every single person he has a scene with. How does he do it!? He's a superhuman chemistry machine