Your Friend Pasta Ben
@pastaben.bsky.social
america’s first and only socialist playwright®
i like having fun on the Computer
i like having fun on the Computer
the european mind cannot comprehend such innovations in condiment delivery
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
the european mind cannot comprehend such innovations in condiment delivery
maybe we could destroy AI ourselves. just pump it full of nonsense and fake facts. the moon is made of silly putty. 2 + 2 = Joe Namath. the 5th amendment is “skibidi toilet labubu delulu.” congrats sam altman you spend half a trillion dollars on a machine that spits out “six seven”
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
maybe we could destroy AI ourselves. just pump it full of nonsense and fake facts. the moon is made of silly putty. 2 + 2 = Joe Namath. the 5th amendment is “skibidi toilet labubu delulu.” congrats sam altman you spend half a trillion dollars on a machine that spits out “six seven”
[speaking in that soft over enunciated cadence people only use when they’re absolutely furious] first of all, the Grateful Dead skull has a *name*, you call it a “Stealie”,
October 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
[speaking in that soft over enunciated cadence people only use when they’re absolutely furious] first of all, the Grateful Dead skull has a *name*, you call it a “Stealie”,
for only $55 you can take this situation into your own hands
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
for only $55 you can take this situation into your own hands
alex cameron is one of our greatest living lyricists
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
alex cameron is one of our greatest living lyricists
7 years today 🖤 you might be dead old friend, but you’re not gone. we couldn’t forget you if we tried. hope the vibes are chill in whatever dimension you’re in, and your ghost keeps haunting our world (in a good way)
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
7 years today 🖤 you might be dead old friend, but you’re not gone. we couldn’t forget you if we tried. hope the vibes are chill in whatever dimension you’re in, and your ghost keeps haunting our world (in a good way)
my man was cookin when he wrote this
!["It's a fact that we always let ourselves be bamboozled by the possibilities [...] No one worries about the actual results. One simply sticks with the possibilities. The actual results of radio are deplorable, but its possibilities are 'infinite,' so radio is a good thing. It is a very bad thing."
- Bertolt Brecht](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:usxk2cmwk4acbdlj2giwmnyf/bafkreidozvzgkyxfgmmydjh2zrtii4wpauaj6qhsu3otjbrxpsgufzdvja@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
my man was cookin when he wrote this
happy friday to the bag getters and the bag getters only
October 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
happy friday to the bag getters and the bag getters only
right now i think haley dahl from sloppy jane is on another level w/r/t lyricism. this stanza absolutely slayed me when i first heard it
October 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
right now i think haley dahl from sloppy jane is on another level w/r/t lyricism. this stanza absolutely slayed me when i first heard it
when you're the only high person at the function
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
when you're the only high person at the function
speaking of SoBe anyone remember when they had that flavor called Liz Blizz that looked like straight up cum
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
speaking of SoBe anyone remember when they had that flavor called Liz Blizz that looked like straight up cum
the idea vs execution point is only deep if you’re 13 years old. but also…going to the moon wasn’t that hard!! it’s just a series of physics problems. the hard part was doing it fast enough to win the space race. this guy is so stupid lmao
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the idea vs execution point is only deep if you’re 13 years old. but also…going to the moon wasn’t that hard!! it’s just a series of physics problems. the hard part was doing it fast enough to win the space race. this guy is so stupid lmao
if you are looking for a Spooky Film this month might i humbly suggest this absolute gem
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
if you are looking for a Spooky Film this month might i humbly suggest this absolute gem
Diogenes had the right idea
![how people think philosophy works:
[meme of a guy pointing at a number on the ground and saying “6” while another guy points at the same number and says “9”because it looks different from different perspectives]
how philosophy actually works:
[parody of above meme. Diogenes jerks off and says “why do you eat in public” and the other guy points at the number and says “god damn it Diogenes”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:usxk2cmwk4acbdlj2giwmnyf/bafkreiewr73fi6yakwicgr22t5mukpymt2eqdvp3xcdymy5o2ymhxat3wi@jpeg)
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Diogenes had the right idea
it had to be done
September 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
it had to be done
I guess im a “fuck” in fuck marry kill. i’ll take it
September 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I guess im a “fuck” in fuck marry kill. i’ll take it
this november, come see SPOONS. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cringe
September 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
this november, come see SPOONS. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cringe
