mid. that guy didn't shut the fuck up the whole time

makes you wonder how much of the book she really wrote and how much was ghostwritten, because these questions are the sort of thing that she’d have figured out if she’d thought about things enough to write a book about them

that sucks! hang in there!!

another banger. i remain in awe of these quality Poasts

omg you're right i forgot it was from big lebowski lmaooo

a national treasure! so lucky to have her still making music

back when iTunes U was a thing I listened to lectures on the history of western philosophy and the professor had a joke about Augustine annoying his mom by acting like a ne’er do-well grad student: “honey come home we miss you” “I can’t mom! i’m a neo-platonist now!”

I knew a kid in high school that pissed in a plastic bottle and it overflowed all over him, and he simply said "sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you"

exactly—it’s a sort of friendly persistence, a healthy peer pressure. “we’re gonna be there at 5, i’ll see you there right?”

I told him 1) $9 is not much 2) i’m not a state employee 3) this is a bad way to do constituent outreach. the guy doubled down and basically called me a broke bitch. cuomo and everyone who worked for him can go jump off the brooklyn bridge. I will hate them all for the rest of my life

when I was newly sober, unemployed, broke and trying to get NY state medicaid and unemployment insurance, I made a tweet about how Cuomo didnt care about poor people or he’d fix the bureaucracy. one of his aides replied that I was wrong bc he raised minimum wage for state workers to like $9/hour

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