Pastry Plate
@pastryplate.bsky.social
RTs are typos #uppers Tweets neither legal nor medical advice. All tweets preceded by IMHO. Gonna say f*ck a lot rn.. deal
Why is FOX stealing my schtick?!? Carrot cake IS healthy cake. @msnbc.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why is FOX stealing my schtick?!? Carrot cake IS healthy cake. @msnbc.com
“… I’ve lost my novelty…”
casually quoting Taylor Swift
casually quoting Taylor Swift
June 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“… I’ve lost my novelty…”
casually quoting Taylor Swift
casually quoting Taylor Swift
@scalzi.com you have the BEST profile paragraph! 😀😀 I also love pie.
June 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
@scalzi.com you have the BEST profile paragraph! 😀😀 I also love pie.
I mean, the kids today have called it a lot of things, but if “banging the pan” gets cookies afterward… ok! 😳🤘🤘🤘
June 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I mean, the kids today have called it a lot of things, but if “banging the pan” gets cookies afterward… ok! 😳🤘🤘🤘
June 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Not dead yet! Just really quiet…
I miss Pastry Plate. He (?) mentioned health issues, I worry that he passed.
March 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Not dead yet! Just really quiet…
Not entirely active here, just joined via an invite from a friend… so maybe this will be my new twitter place? We’ll see…
August 20, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Not entirely active here, just joined via an invite from a friend… so maybe this will be my new twitter place? We’ll see…
You caught me… you caught the tater…
August 20, 2023 at 11:41 PM
You caught me… you caught the tater…