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Updated and improved! #Trump #IsraelIranWar
Donald Trump stands in front of a baseball scoreboard with a smug look on his face. The score is 1-0 US over Iran after the top of the first inning. Trump says "Game over, I win." In the corner, a man with a turban and long beard clears his throat.
June 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Playing hardball? #winning #Trump #Iran
Donald Trump stands in front of a baseball scoreboard with a smug look on his face. The score is 1-0 US over Iran after the top of the first inning. Trump says "Game over, I win."
June 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Don #Trump visits the neighborhood.
#authoritarianism #usa
A mafia don with an orange face and red tie stands inside an old-fashioned shop. The shopkeeper begs on her knees while red-hatted men beat up her husband in the background. The don inspects his fingernails and muses, "You know, it's funny—you never hear about this kind of trouble in places that vote for me."
June 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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#veterans #DougCollins #VA @alt-va-comrades.altgov.info
A nurse wearing a red "MAGA" hat and VA scrubs presents a clipboard to an army veteran. The form on the clipboard asks "Were you captured or injured in battle?" and "Are you a sucker or a loser?" The nurse explains, "We're not required to treat f*cking losers anymore."
June 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Only pro-level stunts allowed in this show. #Noem #Padilla #TheaterKid #USpoli
Inside a circus tent, a banner identifies it as "Trump White House: Greatest Show on Earth!" A clown with the name tag "Noem" tells the crowd, "This administration has a zero-tolerance policy on theater-kid stunts." In the background, a fat man with an orange face and red tie guides two performing elephants.
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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June 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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This continues to be relevant.
June 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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#kilmar #Trump #justice #kangaroocourt
A large man with an orange face speaks on the phone: "So is his conviction in the bag, or did we get one of those radical over-reach judges?" He is stroking a kangaroo labeled "DOJ."
June 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I swear it's #notmyfault. #JoeBiden did it. -- #trump #lies
Standing in front of a tree that has been chopped down, a young, orange-faced boy holding a hatchet tells his father, "Father, I cannot tell a lie ... Joe Biden did it."
June 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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It's all a matter of perspective.
May 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Bingo.
May 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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A rising tide lifts all boats? #notallboats #budget #risingtide #poverty #racism
Under the heading "A rising tide lifts all boats," two luxury yachts float while a small fishing boat is held underwater by an anchor labeled "racism" and a rowboat labeled "poverty" has holes in the sides and rests on the ocean floor.
May 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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It's time for Big Beautiful Bingo! #bigbeautifulbill #trump #budget
Donald Trump says "Hey, folks, it's you old pal Donny here, with a new game I'm calling 'Big Beautiful Bingo'! We're going for a blackout—who wants to play?" Beneath is a bingo card with numerous dastardly items found in the Big Beautiful Budget act.
May 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Nothing to see here, move along ...
May 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Nothing to see here. #budget #RedInk #RedTape #YeahRight
People stand and gape as a river of red flows down the steps of a U.S. Government building. A man leans out the door and says "Don't mind that, it's just the, uh ... red ink and red tape we're cutting."
May 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It "represents something very strong, very powerful" in the history of this country. #POTUS #Alcatraz #Alamo #SameDifference
A fat man with an orange face speaks at a lectern in front of the Alamo. Gesturing at the building, he says "Today I'm announcing the next step in securing America's southern border."
May 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM