Patch Bohan
@patchbohan.bsky.social
I write screenplays. I listen to podcasts.
If it's not the promotion ceremony for Worf you two might as well just elope. j/k 😜
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If it's not the promotion ceremony for Worf you two might as well just elope. j/k 😜
Good advice.
a picture of a man with a caption that says rule 98 : every man has his price .
ALT: a picture of a man with a caption that says rule 98 : every man has his price .
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January 19, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Good advice.
It’s not so much about having money as not knowing how to manage money. It’s a common thing here. You will see the most expensive crazy cars parked outside the shittiest rundown houses.
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
It’s not so much about having money as not knowing how to manage money. It’s a common thing here. You will see the most expensive crazy cars parked outside the shittiest rundown houses.
They just buy new ones. It’s like Cicadas. They lie dormant and then swarm.
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
They just buy new ones. It’s like Cicadas. They lie dormant and then swarm.
Sadly I live in Florida and they show up like ticks on a dog.
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Sadly I live in Florida and they show up like ticks on a dog.
Which leg?
a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with a glove .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with a glove .
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January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Which leg?
At least it's a good picture.
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
At least it's a good picture.
She's acting like he's Beetlejuice.
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
She's acting like he's Beetlejuice.
What about a Star Trek boyfriend?
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
What about a Star Trek boyfriend?
Glad to hear it. You deserve them.
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Glad to hear it. You deserve them.
"Let's watch something. You get the remote."
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
"Let's watch something. You get the remote."
I didn’t see that was an I on the end there. Changed my reaction.
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I didn’t see that was an I on the end there. Changed my reaction.
I'm binging Lower Decks while waiting for new episodes of Fallout, Percy Jackson, and The Rookie.
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I'm binging Lower Decks while waiting for new episodes of Fallout, Percy Jackson, and The Rookie.
One can only hope that the kids are being raised by loving caregivers judging by how mommy is acting as well.
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
One can only hope that the kids are being raised by loving caregivers judging by how mommy is acting as well.
I didn’t hear “please”
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I didn’t hear “please”
Someone needs to follow him around playing "Short People" on a loudspeaker.
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Someone needs to follow him around playing "Short People" on a loudspeaker.
She is mentally unwell.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
She is mentally unwell.
You’re excellently lit.
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
You’re excellently lit.