Patches
@patchesmac314.bsky.social
Just a guy being a dude. He/Him.
I know this makes me kind of a boomer, but, why have I seen most of these Super Bowl commercials before the game?
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I know this makes me kind of a boomer, but, why have I seen most of these Super Bowl commercials before the game?
As someone who doesn't cruise a ton, but generally has a preference for Royal Caribbean, seeing Nick Offerman in Carnival commercials has struck my interest to see what they got going on over there.
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
As someone who doesn't cruise a ton, but generally has a preference for Royal Caribbean, seeing Nick Offerman in Carnival commercials has struck my interest to see what they got going on over there.
I approve this motion.
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I approve this motion.
This meme is like 9 years old. Still do not get it.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
This meme is like 9 years old. Still do not get it.
37... kinda figured Id stop having birthdays around 30 or something.
February 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
37... kinda figured Id stop having birthdays around 30 or something.
Does anyone else get sorta depressed (or more depressed) around their birthday?
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Does anyone else get sorta depressed (or more depressed) around their birthday?
"Why does it smell like shit in here?" - the whole White House probably
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Why does it smell like shit in here?" - the whole White House probably
Of COURSE he was so excited to go to the island. What a fucking clown.
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Of COURSE he was so excited to go to the island. What a fucking clown.
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Theeere it is
Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s private island
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Theeere it is
This picture certainly hits a little different now...
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This picture certainly hits a little different now...
The VA hospital Alex Pretti worked at this morning... what the hell are we doing?
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The VA hospital Alex Pretti worked at this morning... what the hell are we doing?
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This was Alex Pretti at work at the VA honoring a veteran who had passed.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This was Alex Pretti at work at the VA honoring a veteran who had passed.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
Hope you all got your bread milk and eggs because we may be snowed in for... 3 days???
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Hope you all got your bread milk and eggs because we may be snowed in for... 3 days???
Honestly its bullshit.
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Honestly its bullshit.
The Hoosiers are champs... wow.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The Hoosiers are champs... wow.
Well... Bo Nix is that guy.
January 18, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Well... Bo Nix is that guy.
Regardless of who ends up winning this is a fantastic game to start off Divisional weekend.
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Regardless of who ends up winning this is a fantastic game to start off Divisional weekend.
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What a ball. What a game.
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
What a ball. What a game.
I had a Hostess cupcake for the first time in ages today and gonna be honest it wasn't worth the calories... why does everything once great get ruined by business now?
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I had a Hostess cupcake for the first time in ages today and gonna be honest it wasn't worth the calories... why does everything once great get ruined by business now?
This offensive line has been the main problem for the Chargers all year and this play just epitomizes it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
This offensive line has been the main problem for the Chargers all year and this play just epitomizes it.
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Some absolutely horrendous clock management this weekend
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Some absolutely horrendous clock management this weekend
Absolutely no shade to my friends who are Eagles fans but seeing Robert Saleh that jazzed up gets me excited. I really hope that man can land a head coaching gig somewhere.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Absolutely no shade to my friends who are Eagles fans but seeing Robert Saleh that jazzed up gets me excited. I really hope that man can land a head coaching gig somewhere.
Josh Allen is an absolute animal.
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Josh Allen is an absolute animal.