Not if you're a teenager and your phone has been banned

How are we still doing "Is this jarring change in tone the sign of a more measure approach?'???

Don't make me defend the man, please.

'By naively assuming that human's would continue to exists, Starmer has fallen into a unforeseen, but politically deadly trap'

My child, the Historic County of Middlesex, also feels aggrieved.

UCL marking this up as a REF win

(And they're jealous that the Tories get so much slack when it comes to being corrup bastards, I gues)

People have basically bought into the idea that Malcom Tucker was a faithful depiction of a Downing Street head of comms, rather than a black comic pastiche, and think Labour just need someone to threaten journalists into not publishing stories.

'Competence' will be replaced with 'optics' or 'communication'.