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Patented Phil
@patentedphil.bsky.social
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the opposite of a "social media influencer" • aka carnageasada • doing ui/ux stuff at bungie • illustrations are here • no ai learning / unauthorized use / unauthorized reproduction please

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You’re a Hazy if you Do: Hazy IPA
// Beer Can Design
#hazyipa #ipa #beer #beercanart #craftbeer #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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You’re a Hazy if you Do: Hazy IPA
// Beer Can Design
#hazyipa #ipa #beer #beercanart #craftbeer #art #illustration #artsky
Mockup of a beer can with the beer design: A blue creature looks like Val Kilmer from Tombstone surrounded by daisies. A blue creature looks like Val Kilmer from Tombstone surrounded by daisies.
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Cuttlefish
// Greeting Card
#cardart #carddesign #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Cuttlefish
// Greeting Card
#cardart #carddesign #art #illustration #artsky
Cuttlefish // Greeting Card As cephalopods go, cuttlefish might be the most adorable.
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Swaltering Springs Red Turtles
#CCBurlywood #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Swaltering Springs Red Turtles
#CCBurlywood #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky
Swaltering Springs Red Turtles The Swaltering Springs Red Turtles had never made the Sope Tossing championships before and the young mallardworms were determined to win. Coach Wabkens had the team out on the sand fields early every morning to practice their passing technique.
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Before Social Media
#CCPersimmon #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Before Social Media
#CCPersimmon #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky
"Gran Grans... What did you do before social media?" asked Jombey. "Well, Jombs," said Gran Gringle proudly, "We used to just yell what we were having for dinner out the kitchen window to whomever was nearby."
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Always two, there are. A master and an apprentice. #BobRoss #Sketching
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Growing Pains
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo #procreate
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Growing Pains
#comic #art #illustration #artsky
Growing Pains Sorry you’re having a shitty week… Yeah… sorry you’re having a shitty year… Yeah… it hasn’t been great… But as long as we’ve got each other… …We’ve got the world spinning right in our hands… Groan… I thought you were going to say something profound and instead… I quoted the theme song to Growing Pains? Yes. Can’t it be both? the lyrics to an 80s sitcom AND profound?
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Some sketches from my sketchbook. I promise I’m not completely insane.
#sketchbook #ink
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Wailing Peabeetles
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPeacock #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo #procreate
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Wailing Peabeetles
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPeacock #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky
Wailing Peabeetles Noddlergrass, New Zealand Wailing Peabeetles were often found loudly vocalizing along the banks of the Alderhat River. They could be heard for miles complaining about local politics or exchanging successful recipes they had found online.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Your Mom
#yourmom #comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Your Mom
#yourmom #comic #art #illustration #artsky
Patient: Well, Doc, how bad is it? Doctor: It's not good, Dalfetti. You have an advanced case of Materua Iocus... Patient: YOUR MOM has a case of Materua Iocus! Doctor: *groan* ... which explains your inability to control YOUR MOM jokes.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Spobbles’ Gift
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo #procreate
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Spobbles’ Gift
#comic #art #illustration #artsky
Spobbles’ Gift Person using their mobile device walks their pet, Spobbles, down the street. They share a message: "Spobbles left me a 'gift' in my shoe this morning. LOL" to social media. Spobbles thinks: "Can't even stop looking at their device for a few minutes to walk me..." "... I'm totally going to shit in their shoe again tomorrow."
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Nacho Wax Ponds State Park
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPickleGreen #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Nacho Wax Ponds State Park
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPickleGreen #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky
Nacho Wax Ponds State Park // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages Guladen’s favorite meditation spot had become too popular after that influencer, Trald, posted selfies of their visit to Nacho Wax Ponds State Park.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Sketching & World Series Extra Baseball
#art #illustration #artsky #sketch
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Chef-Inspired Recipes
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Chef-Inspired Recipes
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Chef-Inspired Recipes A blue creature pets their green pet, Noodles, and says to them: The internet told me about these new "chef-inspired" meals from Beastly Feasts. Would you like those, Noodles? (Noodles perks up) Guy Fieri presents Trashcan Chunk Nachos with Liver Donkey Sauce... ... and from Bobby Flay - Calabrian Chili-Infused Turkey and Giblet Crispy Rice. (Noodles is not impressed)
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM