PaterVoss_PunBard
@patervosspunbard.bsky.social
With great Pun comes great Response Ability! You may know me as the #PunBard from the bird app! I make puns, especially DnD/TTRPG themed ones and other such content! He/Him. Profile art by @alexboakeillo.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲
Wizard: thanks! 😁
Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice?
Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains?
Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles?
Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles
Sorcerer: 🤦♀️
#PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG #DnD
Wizard: thanks! 😁
Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice?
Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains?
Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles?
Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles
Sorcerer: 🤦♀️
#PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG #DnD
January 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲
Wizard: thanks! 😁
Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice?
Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains?
Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles?
Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles
Sorcerer: 🤦♀️
#PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG #DnD
Wizard: thanks! 😁
Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice?
Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains?
Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles?
Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles
Sorcerer: 🤦♀️
#PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG #DnD
January 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
January 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
January 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Bard: so how'd things go with that guy?
Rogue: what guy?
Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on?
Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales
Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you-
Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!"
Bard: *sigh*
Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP!
#TTRPG #PunBard
Rogue: what guy?
Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on?
Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales
Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you-
Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!"
Bard: *sigh*
Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP!
#TTRPG #PunBard
December 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Bard: so how'd things go with that guy?
Rogue: what guy?
Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on?
Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales
Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you-
Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!"
Bard: *sigh*
Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP!
#TTRPG #PunBard
Rogue: what guy?
Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on?
Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales
Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you-
Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!"
Bard: *sigh*
Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP!
#TTRPG #PunBard
December 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Emojis but they're all just different cat tail positions
December 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Emojis but they're all just different cat tail positions
December 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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If anyone is interested in the jewelry I’ve been making my wife is listing them in her shop!
www.etsy.com/shop/Constel...
www.etsy.com/shop/Constel...
ConstelloceanCrafts - Etsy
Shop items by ConstelloceanCrafts located in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
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December 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
If anyone is interested in the jewelry I’ve been making my wife is listing them in her shop!
www.etsy.com/shop/Constel...
www.etsy.com/shop/Constel...
December 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Them: a watched pot never boils
Me: 👀 *entertained by the progression of bubbles forming and slowly increasing activity*
Me: 👀 *entertained by the progression of bubbles forming and slowly increasing activity*
December 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Them: a watched pot never boils
Me: 👀 *entertained by the progression of bubbles forming and slowly increasing activity*
Me: 👀 *entertained by the progression of bubbles forming and slowly increasing activity*