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At 40 bucks you can’t afford not to buy it
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Third time I've said this today, but I truly think there are enough votes in the House to impeach Hegseth and Kennedy. Don't think that a vote will ever come up for it even if someone introduces it and I don't think Hegseth gets removed by the Senate (RFK maybe) but it should be done anyway
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The one I've seen (sadly don't remember who) is that the oil actually isn't very good
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The issue with Jeffries statement is less about the actual statement itself (as weak as it is) and more that it once again highlights that he's incapable of making a succinct statement about anything. Just lawyer brained shit.
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Said it before elsewhere but I truly truly don't get why they feel the need to say Maduro at all in the statements. These are press releases, they aren't meant for posterity, you don't have to include contextual information on what its about.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Ruben Gallego seems truly pissed about it. Honestly shocking coming from him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
(Also, I hope you don't take this as me insulting you. Just had to get my daily Palpatine post in and...well...this felt like the perfect place for it)
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Ah yes, that thing everyone is doing disparaging the suffering of people
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Guy trying to walk to the buffet and knocking over one of the national security room walls
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Do you think they had Grok make up an image of Maduro with his ding dong out?
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Yup. I don't know why they feel the need to even say the word Maduro in their statements.
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
And as Mayor Pete proved in his statement its possible to be as bland as possible and still put out a compelling statement on this. You don't need to be anything other than a normal ass centrist Dem to think of a way to say "these strikes...not great"
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Pretty much. Like they have actual meanings to planners, but obviously rah-rah speeches aren't actual plans
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
He is the second Dem I've seen to say basically this, so I'm wondering if it is concerted to try and do basically anything about this (it is the Dems so ha, but I can hope)
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
It is basically industry jargon (same with "kinetic strikes") so it makes them sound more in the know when they say it
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
That's why the Egg promise (you can take it to the bank) is that I'll never learn to properly screenshot
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Like Mayor Pete can do it Hakeem, why can't you?
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
It remains my firm belief that an impeachment of Hegseth would absolutely pass the House (GOP basically doesn't even have a majority there anymore) and we might as well throw in Kennedy while we're at it, who would have the bonus of probably losing in the Senate too
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Love you, think you're a great comedian, whatever bot or intern decided to this post right now...not sure about it
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
If Jeffries were to introduce articles of impeachment against Hegseth right now, it would pass. Wouldn’t result in his removal but he needs to do it
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Fuck all these people. Moral degenerates. Hell is too good for them
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Wait is Harry Lyles not on the sideline?! He loves mayo!
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM