Egg
@patob.bsky.social
Reply guy from Twitter.
It’s holding on
It’s holding on
Is anyone of note on BlueSky actually pushing Newsom or are we just all arguing with randos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Is anyone of note on BlueSky actually pushing Newsom or are we just all arguing with randos?
Is Gold Zone really showing Chloe Kim’s run from yesterday again? Like just show curling, it’s fine. If I wanted to watch packaged events I wouldn’t be watching gold zone
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Is Gold Zone really showing Chloe Kim’s run from yesterday again? Like just show curling, it’s fine. If I wanted to watch packaged events I wouldn’t be watching gold zone
Just saw my first “bend the knee” post of the 2028 cycle. They happen earlier and earlier every time, truly inspiring stuff
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Just saw my first “bend the knee” post of the 2028 cycle. They happen earlier and earlier every time, truly inspiring stuff
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Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
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Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.
Has any good post ever started out with “I am once again”
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Has any good post ever started out with “I am once again”
Man, there needs to be a way I can mute users who are really going through it for like 24 hours. Buncha temporarily melted brains on here today.
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Man, there needs to be a way I can mute users who are really going through it for like 24 hours. Buncha temporarily melted brains on here today.
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Bad Dudes (1988) predicted this
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Bad Dudes (1988) predicted this
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January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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This is Ryan Day doing what he's wanted to do since 2020
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is Ryan Day doing what he's wanted to do since 2020
They’re saying if we make this same joke 3 more times 2016 won’t happen. (No shade at all to Tim or Bill, but man, they are two of like 15 people on my timeline making this joke)
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They’re saying if we make this same joke 3 more times 2016 won’t happen. (No shade at all to Tim or Bill, but man, they are two of like 15 people on my timeline making this joke)
@janecoaston.bsky.social Purdue running the all PI offense against Ohio State
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@janecoaston.bsky.social Purdue running the all PI offense against Ohio State
It was very kind of college football to not counterprogram the World Series with anything remotely interesting
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It was very kind of college football to not counterprogram the World Series with anything remotely interesting
I like Carl Beijer more often than not but man, we need to get him back on Twitter so he can actually argue with people he disagrees with, rather than finding things to get mad at people 10-20% less to the left than him
September 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I like Carl Beijer more often than not but man, we need to get him back on Twitter so he can actually argue with people he disagrees with, rather than finding things to get mad at people 10-20% less to the left than him
How much do you want to bet that State Farm thought Captain of Captain and Tennille was still alive when they greenlit that “you needed this Captain, got this one” ad
September 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How much do you want to bet that State Farm thought Captain of Captain and Tennille was still alive when they greenlit that “you needed this Captain, got this one” ad
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That dick is trash, got it.
Watters: What is it like being married to Stephen Miller?
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That dick is trash, got it.
Imagine making a point so bad that Michael Tracey is able to dunk on you
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Imagine making a point so bad that Michael Tracey is able to dunk on you
(Jack Benny voice) No Alarms and No Surprises, Please!
September 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
(Jack Benny voice) No Alarms and No Surprises, Please!
They aren't allowed to just say "tigers" to refer to one of the teams in this game
August 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They aren't allowed to just say "tigers" to refer to one of the teams in this game
Imagine disliking a sports team so much that you stan for Dave Portnoy. Couldn’t be me
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Imagine disliking a sports team so much that you stan for Dave Portnoy. Couldn’t be me
There should be a filter on here for when you can tell posters you like are in a bad mood
August 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There should be a filter on here for when you can tell posters you like are in a bad mood
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why does the left have to talk about men getting laid. i’m not here to help other men find love. who am i, bagger vance. he’s got his own problems. spike lee had a term for it but i dont feel comfortable repeating it here. that said, it was a bad movie either way. golf’s not a sport either
August 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
why does the left have to talk about men getting laid. i’m not here to help other men find love. who am i, bagger vance. he’s got his own problems. spike lee had a term for it but i dont feel comfortable repeating it here. that said, it was a bad movie either way. golf’s not a sport either
This robit is Tim Robinson
July 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This robit is Tim Robinson
