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Patricia Rakel 🏳️‍🌈
@patriciarakel.bsky.social
30s, lesbian, horror fan, armchair script doctor, hoarder of hobbies
What they did to Kate’s costumes and makeup in season 3 of Bridgerton is absolutely criminal. Why does it look so ashy? Why are her costumes so unflattering? Who had a vendetta against the poor girl? She looked gorgeous in her season.
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Idk why I can’t stop fixating on the stupid, random, run-down castle in Wicked 2, but I can’t. Whose castle was this? When was it abandoned? Why does Elphaba only go there in the second half of the movie when it’s literally the establishing shot of the first film? Why did she even have a treehouse?
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Same energy.
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Oooh, Fiyero’s Scarecrow looked so bad? Like, why? *How*? Did no one at any stage of production stop and go “Maybe this isn’t working?”
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Wicked 2 has so many reprises that it’s just reminding me that I could be watching a better movie right now.
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hmmm the song No Place Like Home sure leaves a sour taste in my mouth as someone planning on leaving a hostile state.
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“Do you still have all your organs?” is lowkey a WILD way to ask that question.
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
How does Anthony Bridgerton have such deeply repulsive anti-charisma when Fiyero, who on paper is basically the same character, is so charismatic? Truly a testament to how talented Jonathan Bailey is, I suppose.
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Kpop Demon Hunters managed to thread the needle between movie musical song and pop song. Eat your fucking hearts out, Pasek and Paul.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The show Wednesday threatens every episode to make Bianca interesting, but they never actually follow through.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Two of my favorite movies of the year are both about musicians being capable of wielding incredibly real magic that can change the world. Yes, one of them is Sinners and one is Kpop Demon Hunters, what is your point?
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’ve been tossing around an idea to write about the yogurt shop murders for years (specifically about the way trauma transcends generations) and it’s honestly surreal that there’s answers now. The conversation I planned to have with my mom is definitely going to be a little different than I planned.
September 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My mom was close friends with one of the victims. This case has loomed over my family since before I was born. My mom and I cried together tonight over this.
September 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You’re telling me THAT’S the plot of Practical Magic?? I’m not sure what I expected but it certainly wasn’t THAT!
September 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I can’t believe I thought Sinners was just a historical drama. But no, it’s a historical horror vampire musical. And that’s basically everything I could ever want in a movie.
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Rest in peace, Remmick. You would have loved EDM.
July 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Okay but Sinners was sort of my perfect movie?? Set in the 30s in the US south, vampires, social politics, aspect ratio shift, and almost-a-musical??? I feel like I’m going to end up rewatching it a lot.
July 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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ADHD = Always Dropping Hobby Dollars
July 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
No emoji can really capture the emotion that a simple :/ can
July 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Howl’s Moving Castle is a gorgeous movie, but my wife keeps pitching a book-accurate BBC miniseries and I want that so bad. Welsh-post-grad-rugby-player-turned-glam-rock-wizard constantly in arguments with 18-yo-turned-old-lady until they fall in angry love with each other.
June 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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i think about this a lot goodnight
June 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Abigail would be a better movie if they just let Joey act like a recovering addict. It’s too wishy-washy. She’s calm and collected until Abigail is goading her then she’s making excuses which just doesn’t work for me. She either needs to be newly sober (and then struggle because holy shit vampire)/
June 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Funny how Christianity is a religion built on guilt and shame, yet there are so many white “christians” who cry, “I shouldn’t be blamed for what my ancestors did!” when confronted with the history of racism. Guess it doesn’t matter that Eve ate that apple then, huh?
May 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM