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Ohio is the only state whose name doesn’t share any letters with the word mackerel.
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OU OH YEAH!! THE OHIO BOBCATS WIN THE SCOOTER’S COFFEE FRISCO BOWL!!

BEVEL THOSE BOBCATS!!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Trump is having a hard time keeping his eyes open in Saudi Arabia
May 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So...did JD Vance kill the #Pope
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]
Yamamoto’s command is so good tonight. That sinker just now was filthy.
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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JD Vance almost broke Ohio State’s national title trophy.
April 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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What a summary of the anti-trans movement:

March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th

March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000
April 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Woke up to violence against colorblind ppl like myself
Which blue is who?

Answers later today.
April 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Curling player introductions, sliding through the tunnel is some insane aura
April 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Are you kidding me
BAL 31 - 2 HOU
Final

No Scorigami. That score has happened 2 times before, most recently on September 19, 1965.
December 26, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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HURDLED OVER THE DEFENDER 😱
December 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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THE OHIO UNIVERSITY WINS THE MAC
December 7, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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The Marching 110 of Ohio also put on a hell of a show
December 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Timothée Chalamet bringing the #MACtion heat on College GameDay. 🏈🎙️📺🎬🔥
December 7, 2024 at 5:43 PM
California is the closest state to Hawaii, but Hawaii is the furthest state from California.
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Ohio is the only state whose name doesn’t share any letters with the word mackerel.
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM