Patrick Attaway
@patrickattaway.bsky.social
Author. Host of Demise of the Podcast. Guitarist behind Lurking Vowel. Voted for Kamala. Usually joking. #WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriterSky
Wow, this place feels empty.
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Wow, this place feels empty.
Just heard someone say they like to find vintage watches and set them to the time they were born.
My first thought was, “I don’t like myself that much.”
My first thought was, “I don’t like myself that much.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Just heard someone say they like to find vintage watches and set them to the time they were born.
My first thought was, “I don’t like myself that much.”
My first thought was, “I don’t like myself that much.”
My wife is staying out of town for work this weekend.
When did she stop loving me?
Is she meeting up with Chris Cornell?
How many times will she drunkenly facetime me to ask me to come get her?
Will I have white people tacos or Stouffers?
When did she stop loving me?
Is she meeting up with Chris Cornell?
How many times will she drunkenly facetime me to ask me to come get her?
Will I have white people tacos or Stouffers?
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 AM
My wife is staying out of town for work this weekend.
When did she stop loving me?
Is she meeting up with Chris Cornell?
How many times will she drunkenly facetime me to ask me to come get her?
Will I have white people tacos or Stouffers?
When did she stop loving me?
Is she meeting up with Chris Cornell?
How many times will she drunkenly facetime me to ask me to come get her?
Will I have white people tacos or Stouffers?
There’s a special pain when you discover someone you find attractive supports evil.
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January 28, 2026 at 4:20 AM
There’s a special pain when you discover someone you find attractive supports evil.
Week 42 of asking for this song to be injected directly into my veins. #spiritbox
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Week 42 of asking for this song to be injected directly into my veins. #spiritbox
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
Since I took a BlueSky break:
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Since I took a BlueSky break:
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
Oh yeah! Y’all were so happy to see me leave too.
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Oh yeah! Y’all were so happy to see me leave too.
I think I’m done with Bluesky.
Just a head’s up in case I delete this account in the next 24 hours.
Just a head’s up in case I delete this account in the next 24 hours.
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think I’m done with Bluesky.
Just a head’s up in case I delete this account in the next 24 hours.
Just a head’s up in case I delete this account in the next 24 hours.
I told my wife the only time I enjoyed exercising was when I was in elementary school chasing girls on the playground, so I suggested if she wants me to exercise she should let me chase her around.
She laughed at me. 😔
She laughed at me. 😔
July 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I told my wife the only time I enjoyed exercising was when I was in elementary school chasing girls on the playground, so I suggested if she wants me to exercise she should let me chase her around.
She laughed at me. 😔
She laughed at me. 😔
Dear people who complain about dating apps,
You realize you don’t have to use them, right?
But some of you are so boring and insufferable you can’t meet people IRL, right?
Thanks,
Patrick Cinnamon Crotch Attaway
You realize you don’t have to use them, right?
But some of you are so boring and insufferable you can’t meet people IRL, right?
Thanks,
Patrick Cinnamon Crotch Attaway
July 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dear people who complain about dating apps,
You realize you don’t have to use them, right?
But some of you are so boring and insufferable you can’t meet people IRL, right?
Thanks,
Patrick Cinnamon Crotch Attaway
You realize you don’t have to use them, right?
But some of you are so boring and insufferable you can’t meet people IRL, right?
Thanks,
Patrick Cinnamon Crotch Attaway
People in America have a hard time believing other countries exist.
The government doesn’t want you to die and be replaced by AI. They just don’t particularly care if you live or die.
So stop saying shit like “they wanna wipe out the population.” They don’t care enough to do that.
The government doesn’t want you to die and be replaced by AI. They just don’t particularly care if you live or die.
So stop saying shit like “they wanna wipe out the population.” They don’t care enough to do that.
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
People in America have a hard time believing other countries exist.
The government doesn’t want you to die and be replaced by AI. They just don’t particularly care if you live or die.
So stop saying shit like “they wanna wipe out the population.” They don’t care enough to do that.
The government doesn’t want you to die and be replaced by AI. They just don’t particularly care if you live or die.
So stop saying shit like “they wanna wipe out the population.” They don’t care enough to do that.
As an ambient musician, poet, and postmodern novelist, I fear the world is never going to be ready for my level of pretentiousness.
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
July 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
As an ambient musician, poet, and postmodern novelist, I fear the world is never going to be ready for my level of pretentiousness.
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
If you have to say you’re intelligent or brag about your intelligence, I don’t know how to break this to you…
July 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you have to say you’re intelligent or brag about your intelligence, I don’t know how to break this to you…
July 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just want everyone in my life to speak to me the way people talk to him on The Bear.
Is that too much to ask?
Is that too much to ask?
July 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just want everyone in my life to speak to me the way people talk to him on The Bear.
Is that too much to ask?
Is that too much to ask?
I had a nightmare I bought another Firebird. I sold mine in January because it was the most uncomfortable guitar in the world to play.
July 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I had a nightmare I bought another Firebird. I sold mine in January because it was the most uncomfortable guitar in the world to play.
I never won any major awards, but my niece did call me “da da” before any other male figure in her life.
July 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I never won any major awards, but my niece did call me “da da” before any other male figure in her life.
Dean was probably a freak, though.
July 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dean was probably a freak, though.
I wish Bluesky was more like my last year of undergrad and less like that grad school course where I earned my only B, which probably stood for B O R I N G.
July 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I wish Bluesky was more like my last year of undergrad and less like that grad school course where I earned my only B, which probably stood for B O R I N G.
Apparently, even my subconscious loves my wife because I’m married and faithful to her in my dreams.
July 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Apparently, even my subconscious loves my wife because I’m married and faithful to her in my dreams.
Me every day in my 30’s.
July 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me every day in my 30’s.
Sinners had a great cast.
Mostly great music.
Great take on vampires.
Unfortunately, it’s an hour too long and poorly paced.
Still better than Wakanda Forever.
Mostly great music.
Great take on vampires.
Unfortunately, it’s an hour too long and poorly paced.
Still better than Wakanda Forever.
Me waiting for Sinners to get good.
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July 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sinners had a great cast.
Mostly great music.
Great take on vampires.
Unfortunately, it’s an hour too long and poorly paced.
Still better than Wakanda Forever.
Mostly great music.
Great take on vampires.
Unfortunately, it’s an hour too long and poorly paced.
Still better than Wakanda Forever.
Me waiting for Sinners to get good.
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July 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Me waiting for Sinners to get good.
When someone stops interacting with me, I assume either they have other things to do or I annoyed them in some way. I’m fine with that because people grow apart for various reasons, and stuff happens.
I thought that would be obvious to someone if I stopped interacting with them.
I thought that would be obvious to someone if I stopped interacting with them.
July 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When someone stops interacting with me, I assume either they have other things to do or I annoyed them in some way. I’m fine with that because people grow apart for various reasons, and stuff happens.
I thought that would be obvious to someone if I stopped interacting with them.
I thought that would be obvious to someone if I stopped interacting with them.