Patrick Attaway
@patrickattaway.bsky.social
Author. Host of Demise of the Podcast. Guitarist behind Lurking Vowel. Voted for Kamala. Usually joking. #WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriterSky
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be.
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 AM
If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be.
Week 42 of asking for this song to be injected directly into my veins. #spiritbox
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Week 42 of asking for this song to be injected directly into my veins. #spiritbox
Since I took a BlueSky break:
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Since I took a BlueSky break:
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
- I published a new poetry collection.
- My grandfather died and I stopped talking to my father.
- I recorded two new albums.
- I watched all of Girls.
- I barely wrote any fiction.
- Your mom won’t stop texting me.
- I didn’t get prettier.
Oh yeah! Y’all were so happy to see me leave too.
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Oh yeah! Y’all were so happy to see me leave too.
As an ambient musician, poet, and postmodern novelist, I fear the world is never going to be ready for my level of pretentiousness.
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
July 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
As an ambient musician, poet, and postmodern novelist, I fear the world is never going to be ready for my level of pretentiousness.
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
My self-deprecation also gives people the ick. 🙄
July 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just want everyone in my life to speak to me the way people talk to him on The Bear.
Is that too much to ask?
Is that too much to ask?
July 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just want everyone in my life to speak to me the way people talk to him on The Bear.
Is that too much to ask?
Is that too much to ask?
I had a nightmare I bought another Firebird. I sold mine in January because it was the most uncomfortable guitar in the world to play.
July 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I had a nightmare I bought another Firebird. I sold mine in January because it was the most uncomfortable guitar in the world to play.
Dean was probably a freak, though.
July 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dean was probably a freak, though.
Me every day in my 30’s.
July 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me every day in my 30’s.
When are scientists going to invent a way to inject a song into my veins?
July 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When are scientists going to invent a way to inject a song into my veins?
July 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My wife just called me “The lesser of the evils” because I’m still a “boy.”
July 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My wife just called me “The lesser of the evils” because I’m still a “boy.”
July 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Nobody likes you.”
But my wife just texted me she wanted to cuddle.
“Nah.”
But my wife just texted me she wanted to cuddle.
“Nah.”
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“Nobody likes you.”
But my wife just texted me she wanted to cuddle.
“Nah.”
But my wife just texted me she wanted to cuddle.
“Nah.”
Rewatching Community and forgot all about Troy mentioning butt stuff.
July 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Rewatching Community and forgot all about Troy mentioning butt stuff.
June 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If money motivated me at all, I wouldn’t have released nine novels since 2020 and over 60 albums since 2007.
Mental illness is surely to blame.
Mental illness is surely to blame.
June 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If money motivated me at all, I wouldn’t have released nine novels since 2020 and over 60 albums since 2007.
Mental illness is surely to blame.
Mental illness is surely to blame.
What goths are buying pink shit?
June 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What goths are buying pink shit?
I am once again asking you to put Arto Lindsay’s full discography on streaming.
June 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I am once again asking you to put Arto Lindsay’s full discography on streaming.
I occasionally write books.
My new one is still new.
And you can still read it.
#BookSky #WriterSky #PromoSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM
My new one is still new.
And you can still read it.
#BookSky #WriterSky #PromoSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM
June 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I occasionally write books.
My new one is still new.
And you can still read it.
#BookSky #WriterSky #PromoSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM
My new one is still new.
And you can still read it.
#BookSky #WriterSky #PromoSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM
Meanwhile Instagram is telling me to find friends.
June 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Meanwhile Instagram is telling me to find friends.
The Satisfying Lies of Dr. Salome Kamaria is free TODAY only.
Download a free copy of my homage to Silence of the Lambs.
#WriterSky #BookSky #Hannibal #WritingCommunity
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM
Download a free copy of my homage to Silence of the Lambs.
#WriterSky #BookSky #Hannibal #WritingCommunity
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM
June 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The Satisfying Lies of Dr. Salome Kamaria is free TODAY only.
Download a free copy of my homage to Silence of the Lambs.
#WriterSky #BookSky #Hannibal #WritingCommunity
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM
Download a free copy of my homage to Silence of the Lambs.
#WriterSky #BookSky #Hannibal #WritingCommunity
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBJH9DDM