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i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most?
January 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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The fire rises.
Margot Robbie says she still can’t figure out "why people hated ‘BABYLON’"

"I wonder if in 20 years people are gonna be like ‘Wait, Babylon didn’t do well at the time? That’s crazy.’"
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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There is a lady on this flight with a “liberal tears” mug AND an emotional support animal. Maybe choose if you are gods fiercest warrior or a snowflake cuck who can’t make it three days without a French bulldog.
November 24, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Washing down a Sudafed with coffee is white collar meth; or at least the white collar meth that isn’t cocaine.
November 21, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Reminder to self to play Pink Floyd’s “Goodbye, Blue Sky” when I decide to quit this app sometime in the future.
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM