Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
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Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
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jacoboller.bsky.social
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
a few good men but make it a few small beers
timothycsimons.bsky.social
The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.
funcityeditions.bsky.social
The High Council at @seanfennessey.bsky.social's the Big Picture podcast, particularly @chrisryan77.bsky.social, helped us sell out of WELCOME TO FUN CITY over the weekend.

Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
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bencollins.bsky.social
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
acyn.bsky.social
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
timothycsimons.bsky.social
These are my first pickups post high council pod
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kentremendous.bsky.social
If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away
leahmcelrath.bsky.social
Trump on the networks:

“All they do is hit Trump. They're licensed. They're not allowed to do that.”
Kaitlan Collins C @kaitlancollins
The president on Air Force One: "When you have a network and you have evening shows and all they do is hit Trump, that's all they do — if you go back, I guess they haven't had a conservative one in years, or something
— when you go back and take a look, all they do is hit Trump. They're licensed.
They're not allowed to do that."
1:09 PM • 9/18/25 • 105K Views
timothycsimons.bsky.social
That was John. He’s since been fired.
timothycsimons.bsky.social
Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.
timothycsimons.bsky.social
the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.
timothycsimons.bsky.social
Nakedly and openly batshit crazy. Jesus fucking hell these people are insane.
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.
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kyradavies.com
Kyra @kyradavies.com · Sep 10
young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
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mollyknight.bsky.social
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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kentremendous.bsky.social
It's wild to watch the central tenets of white supremacy -- that this is a world for white people and no one else -- work their way from like racist sheriffs smashing Black people's taillights all the way up to 6 Ivy League grads codifying "it's okay to smash taillights" into law.
stevenmazie.bsky.social
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional

ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
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kenwhite.bsky.social
How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
timothycsimons.bsky.social
Who are either of these people?
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lewmorton.bsky.social
I guess this was wrong and he’s just lazy
lewmorton.bsky.social
I heard his head blew up like in Scanners
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timothycsimons.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing one of my fondest memories is a friend of my parents saying he was going to watch Nixon's funeral just to make sure they were putting him in the ground.
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internethippo.bsky.social
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
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keptsimple.bsky.social
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset