Patrick Laff
@patricklaff.bsky.social
🇺🇸🇦🇺 'Blowing Out Somebody Else's Candle Doesn't Make Yours Shine Brighter'. Australian Film & Television Industry, Surf Lifesaving NSW, Rescue & Emergency Services NSW, Amnesty International Australia, Ocean & Winter Swim Member, no DMs.
A typical Friday morning in Bondi Beach! 🇦🇺 🏃♂️😏✌️...it started 🌦️raining around 9.30am... Today, it's a scorcher... ☀️🥵👊
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A typical Friday morning in Bondi Beach! 🇦🇺 🏃♂️😏✌️...it started 🌦️raining around 9.30am... Today, it's a scorcher... ☀️🥵👊
This is what camping in the 🇦🇺 Australian rainforest is actually like, you don’t go looking for wildlife …the wildlife finds you.
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December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is what camping in the 🇦🇺 Australian rainforest is actually like, you don’t go looking for wildlife …the wildlife finds you.
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You know Christmas is close when even the police upgrade their outfit 🇦🇺😎🎄...😏✌️
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know Christmas is close when even the police upgrade their outfit 🇦🇺😎🎄...😏✌️
Santa's ...always watching 👀... 😂🤣. Tales From The Crypt, [1972]🎄🎅🪓 on 🇦🇺 Tubi TV tubitv.com/en-au
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Santa's ...always watching 👀... 😂🤣. Tales From The Crypt, [1972]🎄🎅🪓 on 🇦🇺 Tubi TV tubitv.com/en-au
Going to the 🇦🇺 Sydney Opera house for the first time! It’s literally the coolest place ever...😏
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December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Going to the 🇦🇺 Sydney Opera house for the first time! It’s literally the coolest place ever...😏
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Welcome to Wendy's...it’s fresh...was never real! 😏
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Welcome to Wendy's...it’s fresh...was never real! 😏
🇺🇸🇦🇺 💯% True...😂🤣
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🇺🇸🇦🇺 💯% True...😂🤣
Meanwhile...in 🇦🇺 Australia!...😏☮️✌️if 🌏governments did this decades ago. Under the age of consent minor aged children today wouldn't have mental or health issues to be suiciding, or groomed by paedophiles to run away from home, or be in moral danger of being a victim of a sexual predator or murderer.👊
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Meanwhile...in 🇦🇺 Australia!...😏☮️✌️if 🌏governments did this decades ago. Under the age of consent minor aged children today wouldn't have mental or health issues to be suiciding, or groomed by paedophiles to run away from home, or be in moral danger of being a victim of a sexual predator or murderer.👊
Good Morning ☕😏✌️... Happy Saturday🇦🇺🟥🟨😎🏄♂️☮️👊
12 days till 🎄🎅....
12 days till 🎄🎅....
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Good Morning ☕😏✌️... Happy Saturday🇦🇺🟥🟨😎🏄♂️☮️👊
12 days till 🎄🎅....
12 days till 🎄🎅....
The kid should've headbutted that freak in the nuts, to wipe the smile off his face....😏
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The kid should've headbutted that freak in the nuts, to wipe the smile off his face....😏
⭐💯%True!
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December 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
⭐💯%True!
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WTF is this?....🤔
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December 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
WTF is this?....🤔
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tnx:ianllightfoot
Lady Gaga performing “Abracadabra” in front of more than 70k Little Monsters at Accor Stadium in Sydney🇦🇺 (Dec. 12)😏✌️
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Lady Gaga performing “Abracadabra” in front of more than 70k Little Monsters at Accor Stadium in Sydney🇦🇺 (Dec. 12)😏✌️
When they lock up Pammy-Jo, without her Ozempic shots, she'll balloon up back to the size of a barn again. 😏
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
When they lock up Pammy-Jo, without her Ozempic shots, she'll balloon up back to the size of a barn again. 😏
Even blind Freddy knows, this is all smoke & mirror pony show distraction, it's been over three weeks & we still haven't seen the Epstein Files. 😏👇
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Even blind Freddy knows, this is all smoke & mirror pony show distraction, it's been over three weeks & we still haven't seen the Epstein Files. 😏👇
& a pair of Stephen Miller's 'one size fits all' cotton underpants!
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
& a pair of Stephen Miller's 'one size fits all' cotton underpants!
Dealing... with an Ugly American Tourist! 😂🤣
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dealing... with an Ugly American Tourist! 😂🤣
Universally, made in the USA 'one size fit's all' imperial sized clothes, underwear, swimwear, gym wear, spanks, US MOM & diamond gusset jeans, chino & cargo pants, moo-moo, caftans, prairie dresses, farmer bibbed overalls, preppy, pilgrim collared clothes don't sell or fit people outside the USA.😏
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Universally, made in the USA 'one size fit's all' imperial sized clothes, underwear, swimwear, gym wear, spanks, US MOM & diamond gusset jeans, chino & cargo pants, moo-moo, caftans, prairie dresses, farmer bibbed overalls, preppy, pilgrim collared clothes don't sell or fit people outside the USA.😏
All 🇺🇸 expats, know there is no such thing as US clothing stores outside the US, even the Kardashians Dash franchises abroad all closed within weeks... US designed clothing is fashionably ugly...it's how anyone can easily spot American tourist abroad because they all badly dress in ugly clothes.
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
All 🇺🇸 expats, know there is no such thing as US clothing stores outside the US, even the Kardashians Dash franchises abroad all closed within weeks... US designed clothing is fashionably ugly...it's how anyone can easily spot American tourist abroad because they all badly dress in ugly clothes.
🇺🇸 US tourists & social media influencers who came to 🇦🇺 Australia got him fired, calling him racist... Because 🇦🇺 Lululemon retail outlets, nor does any other 🇦🇺 clothing retail stores nationwide in Australia. Have or retail sell 'American Sized', moo-moo, prairie, preppy or pilgrim collared clothes😏
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
🇺🇸 US tourists & social media influencers who came to 🇦🇺 Australia got him fired, calling him racist... Because 🇦🇺 Lululemon retail outlets, nor does any other 🇦🇺 clothing retail stores nationwide in Australia. Have or retail sell 'American Sized', moo-moo, prairie, preppy or pilgrim collared clothes😏
The whole world is laughing... 🌏😂🤣 👉 🤡🇺🇸
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The whole world is laughing... 🌏😂🤣 👉 🤡🇺🇸
🎄🎅 1960s Dangerous Christmas Gifts...
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🎄🎅 1960s Dangerous Christmas Gifts...
Good Morning! ☕😏✌️... Happy Friday🇦🇺🟥🟨🌦️🏄♂️☮️👊
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Good Morning! ☕😏✌️... Happy Friday🇦🇺🟥🟨🌦️🏄♂️☮️👊
The USA isn't & will never be 24/7 365 economically globally competitive, federal law keeping its dissidents children until over 21, to not 4 year hands on & education apprentice, them. As well with bygone era outdated workplace practices & blue laws. No US company will be coming back to the USA.😏👇
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The USA isn't & will never be 24/7 365 economically globally competitive, federal law keeping its dissidents children until over 21, to not 4 year hands on & education apprentice, them. As well with bygone era outdated workplace practices & blue laws. No US company will be coming back to the USA.😏👇