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Patrick Laff
@patricklaff.bsky.social
🇺🇸🇦🇺 'Blowing Out Somebody Else's Candle Doesn't Make Yours Shine Brighter'. Australian Film & Television Industry, Surf Lifesaving NSW, Rescue & Emergency Services NSW, Amnesty International Australia, Ocean & Winter Swim Member, no DMs.
Going to the 🇦🇺 Sydney Opera house for the first time! It’s literally the coolest place ever...😏

tnx;brookerobran
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Welcome to Wendy's...it’s fresh...was never real! 😏
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
🇺🇸🇦🇺 💯% True...😂🤣
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Meanwhile...in 🇦🇺 Australia!...😏☮️✌️if 🌏governments did this decades ago. Under the age of consent minor aged children today wouldn't have mental or health issues to be suiciding, or groomed by paedophiles to run away from home, or be in moral danger of being a victim of a sexual predator or murderer.👊
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Good Morning ☕😏✌️... Happy Saturday🇦🇺🟥🟨😎🏄‍♂️☮️👊

12 days till 🎄🎅....
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The kid should've headbutted that freak in the nuts, to wipe the smile off his face....😏
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
⭐💯%True!

tnx:mrsmisanthrope2
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
WTF is this?....🤔

tnx:ianllightfoot
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Lady Gaga performing “Abracadabra” in front of more than 70k Little Monsters at Accor Stadium in Sydney🇦🇺 (Dec. 12)😏✌️
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
When they lock up Pammy-Jo, without her Ozempic shots, she'll balloon up back to the size of a barn again. 😏
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Even blind Freddy knows, this is all smoke & mirror pony show distraction, it's been over three weeks & we still haven't seen the Epstein Files. 😏👇
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
& a pair of Stephen Miller's 'one size fits all' cotton underpants!
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Dealing... with an Ugly American Tourist! 😂🤣
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Universally, made in the USA 'one size fit's all' imperial sized clothes, underwear, swimwear, gym wear, spanks, US MOM & diamond gusset jeans, chino & cargo pants, moo-moo, caftans, prairie dresses, farmer bibbed overalls, preppy, pilgrim collared clothes don't sell or fit people outside the USA.😏
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🇦🇺🎄🎅....😂🤣
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The whole world is laughing... 🌏😂🤣 👉 🤡🇺🇸
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
🎄🎅 1960s Dangerous Christmas Gifts...
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Good Morning! ☕😏✌️... Happy Friday🇦🇺🟥🟨🌦️🏄‍♂️☮️👊
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I binge-watched🫢🍿... 'Revealed: Death Cap Murders'. Erin Patterson, was a real monster, who was nuttier than a Christmas cake, just like Katherine Knight, who skinned & cooked her husband in a stew.

tnx: stanaustralia🇦🇺
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Birthday, To Donna Mills🥳🎂💐 #DonnaMills
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Lady Gaga and U2 singing, “Shallow”....😏✌️
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy Heavenly Birthday, Teri Garr (1944-2024)🕯️🎂💐
#TeriGarr
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM