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@patronofparis.bsky.social
ramblings of a madthem
I’m not slut shaming, I’m slut asking why
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m not slut shaming, I’m slut asking why
7% should not be hitting me this hard
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
7% should not be hitting me this hard
Officially That Guy™️ who wears a leather jacket in the snow
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Officially That Guy™️ who wears a leather jacket in the snow
Hate not knowing the vibe before I go somewhere. Like what the hell am I wearing and what energy should I be prepared for???
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hate not knowing the vibe before I go somewhere. Like what the hell am I wearing and what energy should I be prepared for???
I’m not saying I want to date someone who’d get into fist fights with people who are mean to me. Just that they’d be *willing to* if necessary.
And I’d do the same, of course. I just think we should be down with defending each other like that.
And I’d do the same, of course. I just think we should be down with defending each other like that.
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m not saying I want to date someone who’d get into fist fights with people who are mean to me. Just that they’d be *willing to* if necessary.
And I’d do the same, of course. I just think we should be down with defending each other like that.
And I’d do the same, of course. I just think we should be down with defending each other like that.
They played a remix of an MCR song at the goth club last night and I was like “this affirms my PowerPoint about MCR being goth” and then they played a remix of Lady Gaga and felt less confident in that statement
Both were great for dancing, though
Both were great for dancing, though
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
They played a remix of an MCR song at the goth club last night and I was like “this affirms my PowerPoint about MCR being goth” and then they played a remix of Lady Gaga and felt less confident in that statement
Both were great for dancing, though
Both were great for dancing, though
My mom is very upset that I cut the sleeves off of a whole 2 (two) t shirts cause it makes me look like an 80s jock (getting my mullet freshened up didn’t help).
Her constant need to tell me what she doesn’t like about my appearance is exhausting to deal with.
Her constant need to tell me what she doesn’t like about my appearance is exhausting to deal with.
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My mom is very upset that I cut the sleeves off of a whole 2 (two) t shirts cause it makes me look like an 80s jock (getting my mullet freshened up didn’t help).
Her constant need to tell me what she doesn’t like about my appearance is exhausting to deal with.
Her constant need to tell me what she doesn’t like about my appearance is exhausting to deal with.
I must nod read into things. Reading into things is the mind killer
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I must nod read into things. Reading into things is the mind killer
I’m thinking of getting my friends to do a read through of my lesbian werewolf screenplay for my birthday. The only gift I need is time with my friends and them indulging me in my hyperfixation.
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m thinking of getting my friends to do a read through of my lesbian werewolf screenplay for my birthday. The only gift I need is time with my friends and them indulging me in my hyperfixation.
Having bipolar disorder and being on my period is just me reminding myself “I won’t feel like this forever. I’ll probably be fine in a day, actually.”
Mood swings are wiiiiiiiild
Mood swings are wiiiiiiiild
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Having bipolar disorder and being on my period is just me reminding myself “I won’t feel like this forever. I’ll probably be fine in a day, actually.”
Mood swings are wiiiiiiiild
Mood swings are wiiiiiiiild
Thinking about Goncharov again.
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Thinking about Goncharov again.
Okay I don’t support this idea, but if I believed that a god designed my body and I experience incredible pain and blood loss every month I would think I might be cursed or punished or something
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Okay I don’t support this idea, but if I believed that a god designed my body and I experience incredible pain and blood loss every month I would think I might be cursed or punished or something
If I twist the knife one more time, surely it’ll come out clean and I will heal instantly.
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If I twist the knife one more time, surely it’ll come out clean and I will heal instantly.
I finally saw sinners and I was correct in my assumption I’ve had since I saw the trailer in February: I love it
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I finally saw sinners and I was correct in my assumption I’ve had since I saw the trailer in February: I love it
Movie day with my best friend and he’s having his boyfriend stay in another room while I’m over so it can just be us.
I did not ask for that set up but it’s so sweet to just have some bestie time
I did not ask for that set up but it’s so sweet to just have some bestie time
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Movie day with my best friend and he’s having his boyfriend stay in another room while I’m over so it can just be us.
I did not ask for that set up but it’s so sweet to just have some bestie time
I did not ask for that set up but it’s so sweet to just have some bestie time
SINNERS SUNDAY
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
SINNERS SUNDAY
So there’s patriarchy and matriarchy, what do we call a system where nonbinary people hold the most power?
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So there’s patriarchy and matriarchy, what do we call a system where nonbinary people hold the most power?
A singular bong rip is tearing me asunder
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A singular bong rip is tearing me asunder
Safe from twink death cause I’ve never had a twink life.
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Safe from twink death cause I’ve never had a twink life.
Ways I’ve gotten people interested in larping:
-infodumping for far too long
-showing pictures of how cool my kits are
-infodumping for far too long
-showing pictures of how cool my kits are
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ways I’ve gotten people interested in larping:
-infodumping for far too long
-showing pictures of how cool my kits are
-infodumping for far too long
-showing pictures of how cool my kits are
Memes about my larp character that I can’t post in the main server but are too fitting not to share:
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Memes about my larp character that I can’t post in the main server but are too fitting not to share:
I’m starting to think the amount of concussions I’ve had is impacting my memory issues
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m starting to think the amount of concussions I’ve had is impacting my memory issues
I’m having gender trouble??? Pack it up Judith Butler
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m having gender trouble??? Pack it up Judith Butler
Me and Chiitan have so much in common like I too am experiencing brain & body damage from chronically getting my shit rocked
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Me and Chiitan have so much in common like I too am experiencing brain & body damage from chronically getting my shit rocked