vampire advocate
@patronofparis.bsky.social
ramblings of a madthem
Rereading my own writing like:
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Rereading my own writing like:
She got genuinely upset when she saw my “anarcho loser” tattoo on my leg. The fact that she still acts like I’m a teenager is getting on my nerves like
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
She got genuinely upset when she saw my “anarcho loser” tattoo on my leg. The fact that she still acts like I’m a teenager is getting on my nerves like
Memes about my larp character that I can’t post in the main server but are too fitting not to share:
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Memes about my larp character that I can’t post in the main server but are too fitting not to share:
Behold: my final for digital drawing that is the worst thing I’ve done all quarter
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Behold: my final for digital drawing that is the worst thing I’ve done all quarter
I am not beating the “messaging my best friend like a desperate boyfriend” allegations
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I am not beating the “messaging my best friend like a desperate boyfriend” allegations
I’m incredibly motivated to craft & clean right now but I have to focus on these fucking finals I have no energy for
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m incredibly motivated to craft & clean right now but I have to focus on these fucking finals I have no energy for
Dead/finals week vibe
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dead/finals week vibe
It has been brought to my attention (several times) that I might be the problematic masc sapphic I see so many warnings about.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It has been brought to my attention (several times) that I might be the problematic masc sapphic I see so many warnings about.
I wanna be a cowboy baby
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I wanna be a cowboy baby
I hate when my insomnia acts up but at least I got to see a pretty sunrise
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I hate when my insomnia acts up but at least I got to see a pretty sunrise
Not to brag but the amount of cunt being served here is wild
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Not to brag but the amount of cunt being served here is wild
Got this video back from dress rehearsal for RHPS and it’s such a spectacular fuck up I feel the need to share it
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got this video back from dress rehearsal for RHPS and it’s such a spectacular fuck up I feel the need to share it
This was the fit btw
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This was the fit btw
Making a collection
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Making a collection
Photoshop crashed like 4 times while I was making this flyer but at least it looks good
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Photoshop crashed like 4 times while I was making this flyer but at least it looks good
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Serving unheard of levels of cunt tonight
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Serving unheard of levels of cunt tonight
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a “dyke to watch out for”????
That’s just how you dress normally!
That’s just how you dress normally!
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a “dyke to watch out for”????
That’s just how you dress normally!
That’s just how you dress normally!
These were all for the same act. Sadly no one got me tearing away my pants to reveal my skeleton legs then collapsing dramatically
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
These were all for the same act. Sadly no one got me tearing away my pants to reveal my skeleton legs then collapsing dramatically
Got my first piece of “fanart” at last night’s drag show
So chiseled
So chiseled
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Got my first piece of “fanart” at last night’s drag show
So chiseled
So chiseled