I’m done cumming!
December 8, 2023 at 1:46 AM
I’m done cumming!
The baby bottle pop was my first fleshlight
October 19, 2023 at 6:50 PM
The baby bottle pop was my first fleshlight
This account is now run by Black Rifle Coffee
October 19, 2023 at 4:46 PM
This account is now run by Black Rifle Coffee
Reposted by Lauren’s Boeberts
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Justin Timberlake comments on abortion. with Britney Spears… “BABY BYE BYE BYE”
October 17, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Justin Timberlake comments on abortion. with Britney Spears… “BABY BYE BYE BYE”
Reposted by Lauren’s Boeberts
spending my weekend dissecting minion after minion to see if one holds the key to curing my mother's brain cancer
October 13, 2023 at 1:40 PM
spending my weekend dissecting minion after minion to see if one holds the key to curing my mother's brain cancer
Find me an actor in the last 5 years better than Jason Statham…. I’ll wait.
October 8, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Find me an actor in the last 5 years better than Jason Statham…. I’ll wait.
Me finding out the Golden Bachelor isn’t all about getting pissed on
October 3, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Me finding out the Golden Bachelor isn’t all about getting pissed on
Can we get this guy a Nobel PIECE Prize!
October 3, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Can we get this guy a Nobel PIECE Prize!
Sam Bankman-Fried looks like Einstein on estrogen.
October 2, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Sam Bankman-Fried looks like Einstein on estrogen.
Tough to defend this when a source close to Taylor said she went home with Andy Reid last night after Travis Kelce broke down at Medieval times because staff would not let him use utensils.
October 2, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Tough to defend this when a source close to Taylor said she went home with Andy Reid last night after Travis Kelce broke down at Medieval times because staff would not let him use utensils.
😂😂😂 totally!
I hope the kid who pushed Elon Musk down the stairs in boarding school is doing well.
October 2, 2023 at 12:46 PM
😂😂😂 totally!
Lori Lightfoot ruined fight club!
September 30, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Lori Lightfoot ruined fight club!
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social wishes this was real! What a sick man!
September 30, 2023 at 7:55 PM
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social wishes this was real! What a sick man!
AGE IS NOT THE ISSUE
September 30, 2023 at 7:45 PM
AGE IS NOT THE ISSUE