Steve Patterson
@patterdad.bsky.social
I am dad to two daughters. Husband to one wife. Host to one long-running comedy show called The Debaters. Have jokes. Will travel.
The team France Olympic hockey uniforms are pretty cool. Just the country name underlined several times. Although the arms look like the Epstein files after Bondi has been through them.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The team France Olympic hockey uniforms are pretty cool. Just the country name underlined several times. Although the arms look like the Epstein files after Bondi has been through them.
This is the Olympic sport I want to see: 4 person stepluge
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
This is the Olympic sport I want to see: 4 person stepluge
“Stop typing so loud! I’m trying to nap here!”
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
“Stop typing so loud! I’m trying to nap here!”
morning rush hour in Vancouver.
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
morning rush hour in Vancouver.
“No I haven’t seen the paper you wrote the grocery list on. Why do you ask?”
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
“No I haven’t seen the paper you wrote the grocery list on. Why do you ask?”
It is freezing outside and the world is on edge. Find joy where you can.
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 PM
It is freezing outside and the world is on edge. Find joy where you can.
The Christmas snacking has begun…
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Christmas snacking has begun…
These little buggars are running out of ideas…
December 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
These little buggars are running out of ideas…
I’m either going to get home and find out we won the lottery or fall into an open manhole cover as soon as I turn right outside the door…
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m either going to get home and find out we won the lottery or fall into an open manhole cover as soon as I turn right outside the door…
Today is 8 days from Christmas! And our dog Ferris’ 5th birthday! And I like giant sleds made from Lego. And salt and pepper shakers share my initials.
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December 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Today is 8 days from Christmas! And our dog Ferris’ 5th birthday! And I like giant sleds made from Lego. And salt and pepper shakers share my initials.
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Back home after 10 days on the road. Thought my dog missed me but he just missed having access to this couch in my office (one of his eight favourite places to nap)
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Back home after 10 days on the road. Thought my dog missed me but he just missed having access to this couch in my office (one of his eight favourite places to nap)
Thanks to all who filled the theatre in Surrey BC for Debaters Live last night! It was a Monday night but had the energy of at LEAST a Thursday afternoon. Headed to Vancouver island now on our exclusive yacht (BC Ferries) for shows in Nanaimo and Victoria!
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Thanks to all who filled the theatre in Surrey BC for Debaters Live last night! It was a Monday night but had the energy of at LEAST a Thursday afternoon. Headed to Vancouver island now on our exclusive yacht (BC Ferries) for shows in Nanaimo and Victoria!
Had a helluva fun Sat night show in #Kelowna with Debaters Live holiday tour. thanks to all theatre staff and volunteers, everyone who laughed at us, and a special thanks to Steph Tagaki for the Debaters cookies which were undebatably delicious! 3 more shows in BC this week! debaterslive.ca
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Had a helluva fun Sat night show in #Kelowna with Debaters Live holiday tour. thanks to all theatre staff and volunteers, everyone who laughed at us, and a special thanks to Steph Tagaki for the Debaters cookies which were undebatably delicious! 3 more shows in BC this week! debaterslive.ca
Tonight’s office doesn’t suck. Our debaterslive.com tour continues in Kelowna BC. Looks like some people have boated in for it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tonight’s office doesn’t suck. Our debaterslive.com tour continues in Kelowna BC. Looks like some people have boated in for it.
Goodbye for now Banff. You beautiful bastard.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Goodbye for now Banff. You beautiful bastard.
Alright my heavy drinking Nova Scotian friends, this is your time to SHINE!…
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Alright my heavy drinking Nova Scotian friends, this is your time to SHINE!…
Calgary airport #yyc Christmas trees are on point! Happy to be starting western swing of @debaterslive tour tonight in #Banff. Ticket info debaterslive.ca
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Calgary airport #yyc Christmas trees are on point! Happy to be starting western swing of @debaterslive tour tonight in #Banff. Ticket info debaterslive.ca
Reading this to my daughter last night I realized I’m now a year older than the Grinch was when he stole Christmas. Going to make an extra effort to not steal everyone in my neighbourhood’s gifts this year.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reading this to my daughter last night I realized I’m now a year older than the Grinch was when he stole Christmas. Going to make an extra effort to not steal everyone in my neighbourhood’s gifts this year.
The Debaters Live holiday tour resumes in a couple weeks in Western Canada. Most shows are sold out but a few tickets remain for a few stops. Run to get tickets, like Daughter Norah did through the hotel on a stop last Friday:) Cheers debaterslive.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Debaters Live holiday tour resumes in a couple weeks in Western Canada. Most shows are sold out but a few tickets remain for a few stops. Run to get tickets, like Daughter Norah did through the hotel on a stop last Friday:) Cheers debaterslive.com
A huge thanks to all who came out and laughed at us in Peterborough a couple nights back! Great to end Ontario leg of tour on a high note. And judging by ease with which people reacted to this photo, our fans are more loyal than Coldplay’s. Tour resumes in Alberta Dec 2. Good talk. debaterslive.ca
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A huge thanks to all who came out and laughed at us in Peterborough a couple nights back! Great to end Ontario leg of tour on a high note. And judging by ease with which people reacted to this photo, our fans are more loyal than Coldplay’s. Tour resumes in Alberta Dec 2. Good talk. debaterslive.ca
Helluva fun weekend with Debaters Live tour rolling through Mississauga and Oshawa this weekend. People laughed in all the right spots and many wrong ones. Tour manager Donovan still best in the business, & I found a mannequin in the “Chrétien pose” at mall (if you know you know) Debaterslive.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Helluva fun weekend with Debaters Live tour rolling through Mississauga and Oshawa this weekend. People laughed in all the right spots and many wrong ones. Tour manager Donovan still best in the business, & I found a mannequin in the “Chrétien pose” at mall (if you know you know) Debaterslive.com
Thanks to all in Kitchener for coming out to Debaters Live Holiday tour! And to crew, staff and volunteers at Centre in the Square. Lots of laughs from Matt and Deb. And our tour manager Donovan (that’s his back during soundcheck) is the best in the business .Tour resumes tomorrow! debaterslive.ca
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thanks to all in Kitchener for coming out to Debaters Live Holiday tour! And to crew, staff and volunteers at Centre in the Square. Lots of laughs from Matt and Deb. And our tour manager Donovan (that’s his back during soundcheck) is the best in the business .Tour resumes tomorrow! debaterslive.ca
Had a helluva time entertaining the fine people of Kingston on our Debaters Live tour last night. Thanks to all who filled the Grand Theatre to laugh with us. They also have Doug Ford sized portions of Chapman’s Ice Cream here. On to Kitchener tonight! debaterslive.ca
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Had a helluva time entertaining the fine people of Kingston on our Debaters Live tour last night. Thanks to all who filled the Grand Theatre to laugh with us. They also have Doug Ford sized portions of Chapman’s Ice Cream here. On to Kitchener tonight! debaterslive.ca
Merci beacoup to all who came out to Debaters Live on tour in Montreal last night! Given the amount of seasoned CBC listeners and the couple who brought their infant, it might have been biggest age range of any show I’ve done. Now on to Ontario! A few tickets remain: debaterslive.ca #funnybonesup
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Merci beacoup to all who came out to Debaters Live on tour in Montreal last night! Given the amount of seasoned CBC listeners and the couple who brought their infant, it might have been biggest age range of any show I’ve done. Now on to Ontario! A few tickets remain: debaterslive.ca #funnybonesup
Tonight’s office (theatre L’Olympia in Montreal) 1st stop of Debaters Live holiday tour. The snow has stopped so everyone can get here safely. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle!
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tonight’s office (theatre L’Olympia in Montreal) 1st stop of Debaters Live holiday tour. The snow has stopped so everyone can get here safely. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle!