Paul Kerton
Paul Kerton
@paulkerton.co.uk
Mind your business 😜
Just going to leave this here in anticipation of the parasocial fans trying to redefine what words mean.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
So the government is banning ticket resale above face value, is that right?
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I really need to find those people last week that I spoke to that insisted the film Zootopia wasn't known as Zootropolis in the UK... 😂
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Have a break, have a Kot Ket.
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Erm...
"I just took a picture of my face, and it's deffo not my clobbering face."
October 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The fascists are just warming up the band.
September 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I really want to understand why I need to verify my age to play a video game "to protect the children" but they can easily pick up smut books from the children's magazine section and the BACK TO SCHOOL stationery section. 🤷🏻‍♂️
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
August 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This a shocking bad headline from BBC News
August 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
TRABAMPOLINE!
August 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Gen Z getting ready for a lad's night out.
June 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's not that far off, to be fair.
June 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Not sure this is a great look for a copy writer. 🤷🏻‍♂️
June 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dear Nick Clegg. Just three points:

1. If your industry relies on theft to exist, then it isn't an industry at all.
2. If we don't own anything anymore, then piracy isn't theft.
3. Fuck off.
May 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
45 years since those damned helicopters following him everywhere.
May 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Whenever you walk into a bar Gen Z lads are into
May 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Your mate @meganfoodhistorian.bsky.social 😬😬😬

😂
April 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
April 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
And yet it still looks like a giant space dong
April 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Hahahahaha
April 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
#stagefright

What a brilliant, brilliant show.
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Laurence Fox charged and Joey Barton found guilty?
March 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Indie authors are the worst.
March 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What ocean would that be?
March 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
A cake made with jammie dodgers?

😍😍😍
February 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM