Paul Kerton
Paul Kerton
@paulkerton.co.uk
Mind your business 😜
So if I'm getting this right, to be a female driver in the McLaren Development Programme, you have to be named Ella?

Hakkinen, Stevens and Lloyd! 😂

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/motors...
Ella Hakkinen, 14, added to McLaren driver development programme
Ella Hakkinen, the 14-year-old daughter of two-time F1 world champion Mika Hakkinen, is added to the McLaren driver development programme.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So does becoming Home Secretary make you a complete and utter fuckknuckle, or is it a job only complete and utter fuckknuckles are attracted to?
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
So the government is banning ticket resale above face value, is that right?
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Finally watching Better Man, and completely thrown by how none of the timeline fits.

Talking about Oasis before they'd even been signed? All Saints are famous before Robbie has a solo song out? He's writing She's The One Off the top of his head even though it's a cover?
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I wonder if the United States can learn anything from the last time a major industrialized country decided to isolate itself from the rest of the world?

Almost a decade after the Brexit vote, GDP in the UK is around 6-8% lower relative to peer countries. (Source: www.nber.org/papers/w34459)
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
People who claim IT Welcome to Derry is aping Stranger Things are the same people who think Dune and John Carter were aping Star Wars. The same people who watch Battle Royale and claim it's just The Hunger Games.

Media illiteracy really needs to be studied.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ooh Croome on Flog It!

Love that place. One of absolute favourites NT properties. 😍 @nationaltrust.org.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Keir Starmer says racism is returning to UK politics and he's right.

I mean, when someone makes a statement about becoming an "island of strangers" due to migration, you can't help but see that it's true.

Now, who said that again? 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When the film came out I got an absolute bollocking from someone for saying "It sinks at the end" as I'd "spoiled the film".

This is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a new phenomena. 😂
People love to say "history is watching" like it'll really move the political needle, but if you google "was ti" it'll auto populate to "was titanic a true story." History isn't watching shit.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Perhaps Darren Jones MP and the Labour Party should learn how people feel about political parties that make deliverable promises that they fail to deliver, before criticising others.

People are sick of politics that promises that "Things are shit and we will manage further decline"
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm going to assume the person called Asterix on this quiz show wasn't given that name by their parents - because seriously though... 😮
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"...Oh fuck!" #thetraitors

😂😂😂
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wish I could say this is surprising.
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have no opinion on Molly-Mae, but all I ask is that if Unilever is going to put her at the front of campaigns, can they at least get her some broadcast media training so she can deliver lines without being so wooden?
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Only Wolves could give someone a new 3 year contract just 6 weeks before sacking him. 😂
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I really need to find those people last week that I spoke to that insisted the film Zootopia wasn't known as Zootropolis in the UK... 😂
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social stop threatening us with a good time!
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Enjoying the media illiterate "IT rips off Stranger Things" discourse, as if it isn't itself a massive "Homage anything a famous auteur in the 80s with the first name Stephen/Steven" nostalgia bait show.

My friends, Stephen King INVENTED the kids-on-bikes genre.
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Happy Halloween!
If anyone in your vicinity is preparing the following lines to go along with their costume:
"Why so serious?"
"By order of the Peaky Blinders"
"The first rule of Fight Club..."
"I'm Pickle Rick!"

RUN! RUN FAST!
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So is George Russell gonna give Kimi Antonelli his place back now? 😜 #MexicoGP
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM